Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'
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Warning: Keep back 200 ft. Not responsible for damage to vehicles.
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"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"
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"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"
"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."
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Sisyphus' baseball game
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"What's amazing to me is that this late in the game we still have to settle our differences with rocks."
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Pete Townshend Vineyards
"I am not having this conversation again."
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"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"
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"Come back—I can change!"
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"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"
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"I'm warning you - it's a long story. It starts when I was a Deadhead and ends with me buying a John Tesh CD."
Derek Trucks Susan Tedeschi
"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"
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"This song is dedicated to our parents, and is in the form of a plea for more adequate supervision."
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The Beard in the Stone
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"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"
"I could have sworn that mesa was a whole lot father away!"
"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."
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