"And this is Brother Elvis."
"Goodness gracious great balls of fire, no!"
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"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."
"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"
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Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.
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A hunka-hunka burnin' love - only $3.99 per hunk.
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"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"
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"You can come out now. The Beatles are gone again."
"I hear we've had another rash of Elvis sightings."
"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."
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"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."
"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."
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"He's arranged to have his ashes snorted by Keith Richards."
"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."
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