Pete Townshend Vineyards
"Ah, here's some good news, Mr. Gormley. It seems you've been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame."
"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"
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"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"
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Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.
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Man with the same birth date as Mick Jagger
"I think the Elvis business has just about run its course."
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"Since when did my opinions become 'riffs'?"
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"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."
"Rock and Roll Heaven"
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"Apparently, he's old rock-and-roll money."
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"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."
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"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."
Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson
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"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."
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"He's arranged to have his ashes snorted by Keith Richards."
"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."
"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."
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The $68.00 comeback special
"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."
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