"I wouldn't. It's a toupee."
"Because it's not there."
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Mountain Climbing Yodeler
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Parental Valentines Day Cards
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"You're not playing with the big boys, Ed, until you get yourself a Sherpa."
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"Now, if all of you would do me the favor of arranging yourselves into a human pyramid, I will reenact my ascent of Everest."
Tags:mount everest, human pyramid, human pyramids, mountain, mountains, mountain climber, mountain climbers, mountain climbing, rock climber, rock climbers, rock climbing, reenactment, reenactments, chairmen, chairman, board, boards, board room, board rooms, boardroom, boardrooms, 50th anniversary, george mallory, andrew irvine, tenzing norgay, edmund hillary
"I thought he seemed depressed!"
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"How do I get down?"
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An outfielder catches a potential home run on a rock wall.
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The Rat Maze
"Guess they didn't climb every mountain. . ."
An eagle feeds its chicks fries
"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"
"Don't bring camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said."
"We really need to get laundry in our building."
"Hon, did you order Alpine?"