"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."
"And this is Brother Elvis."
"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"
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"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."
"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"
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Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith & Mick Jagger
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"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"
"Apparently, he's old rock-and-roll money."
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David Bowie Superfan
"If you could give just one piece of advice to those millions of vulnerable young people out there who worship and respect you, what would it be?" "Buy my records."
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The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?
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"He's arranged to have his ashes snorted by Keith Richards."
"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."
"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."
"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"
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"Will I still be able to smash a violin?"
"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."
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