"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."
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"But, Father, is running away ever answer?"
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You must be this tall.
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NYC Department of Sanitation
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"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"
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An angel throws a lightning bolt towards Earth;Runs away when a missile comes towards him
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There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.
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Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile
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"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."
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"Now start counting down from ten."
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Caption Contest TK
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NASA Hits Shuffle
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Caveman on Rocket
Filling the Missile Gap
Humans and Aliens land on the same Alien planet.
"My career was on the launching pad."
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"You can't have it both ways, kid."
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"Uh, I think you'd better turn on the car radio, Martha...."
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"...Only a minute or so more and man will have his first view of the other side of the moon!"
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"We told them it was space camp. They're Elon Musk's problem now!"
"Oh, yeah – I couldn't get two seats together."
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"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."