"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"
Tiny Mouse Hole
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"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"
Cat and Mice
"I love your novel, and I feel that it would make excellent nesting material."
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"Don't worry. Fantasies about devouring the doctor are perfectly normal."
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"'Jeopardy!' is on."
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"I told your parents I would convert."
"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"
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"Bathroom? Sure, it's just down the hall to the left, jog right, left, another left, straight past two more lefts, then right, and it's at the end of the third corridor on your right."
Tags:bathroom, bathrooms, washroom, washrooms, toilet, toilets, restroom, restrooms, directions, giving directions, right, left, hallway, hallways, corridor, corridors, confusing, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, mouse, mice, rat, rats, lab mice, lab rats, lab rat, lab mouse, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, animal testing, scientific research, science
A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.
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"This place would be so bucolic without you."
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"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"
"Then again, we are what we eat."
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"After eating all the crumbs under the sofa cushions, I'd rather have something sweet."
"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"
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"First, you're gonna dig a hole."
"The system sucks."
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Thorn in a Lion's Paw
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"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"
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The Lemmings of Montauk
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"You have something stuck between your teeth."
"Three Hysterically Blind Mice"
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"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."
Tags:cheese, cheese lover, cheese lovers, dairy, snack, snacks, food, foods, mice, mouse, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking mouse, talking mice, talking rat, talking rats, love, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women