"You have a really lousy sense of humor."
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"We're playing YouTube."
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"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."
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"You wanted to role-play - I can't help it if a doctor would be medically obligated to say something about your weight."
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"When is this sexual fantasy going to get interesting, Brad?"
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"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"
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"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."
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"Do you want to play doctorate?"
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"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."
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