Roles Cartoons

Roles Cartoons

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Roles cartoon

"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."

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Bar & Grill Theatre - Tonight: Eddie Boy as "The Bartender"

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"It just seems like all the good roles for women are being taken by all the good female actresses."

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"We'd like you to be the quirky but lovable teen-age daughter,"

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Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

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"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

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"Places, everybody!"

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"I'd like to speak to you in my capacity as your dog."

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"Tonight, the part of the sea bass will be played by the chicken."

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"Hi, I'm Ron. I'll be your waiter this evening. Previously, I was Billy Bigelow in the Center Moriches production of 'Carousel,' Biff in the Yardley Playhouse's 'Death of a Salesman,' Nathan Detroit in Oakland's 'Guys and Dolls,' Laertes in . . ."

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"Don't we thing Arlene would make a perfect Medea?"

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"And lastly, Your Honor, I would like to present Mr. Richard Coan in the small but crucial role of the defendant."

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"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

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"That's Norman. He was badly miscast as my husband."

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"Oh, look. Tonight, the role of Doctor Lessac, normally played by some guy I never heard of, is being played by some other guy I never heard of."

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"What say this week you be the cat and I'll be the dog?"

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"I'm a mother first, then a bad driver."

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"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

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"It's a fine résumé, but the best I can offer you right now is a cameo in accounting."

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Cast of Dream

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"Oh, no. If you're going to be primary breadwinner, then I get to be primary caregiver."

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"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."

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"He's waking up! Places, people!"

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"And that's Mrs. Glenfyrn. She created the role."

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"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

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