Romance Cartoons

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Of course I love you-I'm programmed to love you. I'm a goddam lovebird."

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

"This may be bliss for you, Felicia, but my pants are crawling with chiggers!"

"When you asked me to dinner, I had an inkling it would be dinner theatre."

"You weren't so hung up on my chastity."

"We will always have Paris."

"True love, Leon, is not corporeal."

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."

"But, sweetheart, why do you have to marry a doctor? Why can't you marry a fireman?"

"Forty-eight years, Sarah, and I still go gaga when I look at you. I must be nuts."

Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".

"I suppose this is goodbye."

"I love you anyway, too."

"Do we still have Paris? Just thought I'd check."

"I told your parents I would convert."

"I heard they mate for life."

"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."

How About a Kiss?

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."