"When you asked me to dinner, I had an inkling it would be dinner theatre."
"True love, Leon, is not corporeal."
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romance, romances, romantic, romantics, corporeal, love life, love-life, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, true love, true loves, true-love, true-loves, marital happiness, marital joy"I got married once - to avoid writing."
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writer, writers, author, authors, literary aspiration, literary aspirations, novelist, novelists, novel, novels, married life, married couple, married couples, romance, romances, distraction, distractions, husband, husbands, wife, wives, career, careers, career path, career paths, career choice, career choices"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
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date, dates, movie, movies, film, films, date night, date nights, love life, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, movie fan, movie fans, film fan, film fans, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, movie critic, movie critics, film critic, film critics, shared interest, shared interests, shared hobbyA Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.
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arrow, arrows, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, eros, cupid, cupids, park bench, park benches, love life, love-life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, bird of prey, eagle, eagles, birds of prey, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, prey, preys, predator, predatorsA Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.
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arrow, arrows, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, eros, cupid, cupids, park bench, park benches, love life, love-life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, bird of prey, eagle, eagles, birds of prey, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, prey, preys, predator, predatorsFrom "The Letters Of Jeffrey Flanders and Tip-Top Utility"
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love letter, love letters, romance, romantic, romances, letter, letters, love-letters, utilities, utility, electricity, electricity company, power company, power, electric, electricity, remittance, pay, paying, bill, bills, billing, billed, invoice, invoices, invoicing, utility companies, ignorant, ignorance, ignoring, ignored, one way, one-way, unrequited, unrequites"Farewell, my liege!"
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liege, lieges, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, king, kings, castle, castles, gender politics, housewife, housewives, house-wife, house-wives, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, chivalry, fantasy, medievalDon Quixote in the Hamptons
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the ingenious nobleman sir quixote of la mancha, don quixote, hamptons, chasing windmill, chasing windmills, el ingenioso hidalgo don quijote de la mancha, miguel de cervantes, literary figure, literary figures, literary character, literary characters, chivalry, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques, joust, jousts, jousting, holiday home, holiday homes, vacation home, vacation homes"Wow! From down here your nostrils look huge!"
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ruining the mood, proposal, proposals, proposing, propose, proposed, engagement, engagements, bended knee, romance, romances, romancing, romantic, romantics, nostril, nostrils, engagement ring, engagement rings, unromantic, ruining the moment, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, self esteem, self-esteem, self-confidence, self confidenceThe M.R.I. of Love
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magnetic resonance imaging, mri, m.r.i., mris, m.r.i.s, fairground, fairgrounds, fairground ride, fairground rides, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, true love, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, unromantic"I've been against it from the start, but who am I? Only her mother."
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owl, owls, owl and the pussycat, poem, poems, poetry, poet, poets, cat, cats, pussycat, pussycats, romance, romances, romantic, unlikely romance, unlikely romances, love, young romance, young love, lover, lovers, edward lear, mom, moms, mum, mums, mothers, mother, motherhood, parents, parent, parenting, guilt, guilty, motherly advice, overbearing mother, parental disapproval, rebellion, rebel, rebellious, parental advice, innocence, innocent love"We could be soulmates, if only you could overlook my tiny calves."
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calves, mermaid, mermaids, calve muscle, calve muscles, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, soulmate, soulmates, true love, true loves, date, dates, whale, whales, shallow, shallowness, appearance, appearances, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, seamonster, seamonsters, sea monster, sea monsters"You make me want to have a better caption."
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