Romances Cartoons

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

"When you asked me to dinner, I had an inkling it would be dinner theatre."

"We will always have Paris."

"True love, Leon, is not corporeal."

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

"Do we still have Paris? Just thought I'd check."

"I met Leo in San Francisco in 1967. He had flowers in his hair."

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

"I love that your politics stink."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

A Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.

A Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.

From "The Letters Of Jeffrey Flanders and Tip-Top Utility"

The I.M.s of Romeo and Juliet

"Farewell, my liege!"

Boyfriend Audition

"We had that in school last week."

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

"Have you tried finessing her?"

"Wow! From down here your nostrils look huge!"

The M.R.I. of Love

"I've been against it from the start, but who am I? Only her mother."

"We could be soulmates, if only you could overlook my tiny calves."

"You make me want to have a better caption."