Romantic Cartoons

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Of course I love you-I'm programmed to love you. I'm a goddam lovebird."

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"I married for love. I divorced for money."

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

"When you asked me to dinner, I had an inkling it would be dinner theatre."

"True love, Leon, is not corporeal."

"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."

"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."

"Forty-eight years, Sarah, and I still go gaga when I look at you. I must be nuts."

"I suppose this is goodbye."

"I love you anyway, too."

"What's wrong with that quiet little table for two in front of the Rangers game?"

"Do we still have Paris? Just thought I'd check."

"I heard they mate for life."

"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

Chocolate Lovers' Leap

"Not another movie about straight people in love. I'm sick of extrapolating."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"I find it a bit awkward dating again at forty-five."