Romantics Cartoons

"Of course I love you-I'm programmed to love you. I'm a goddam lovebird."

"I married for love. I divorced for money."

"When you asked me to dinner, I had an inkling it would be dinner theatre."

"True love, Leon, is not corporeal."

"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."

"Do we still have Paris? Just thought I'd check."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"I find it a bit awkward dating again at forty-five."

"I love that your politics stink."

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"But, first, my impression of Mussolini."

A Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.

A Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.

"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."

"Farewell, my liege!"

Boyfriend Audition

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

"Wow! From down here your nostrils look huge!"

The M.R.I. of Love

"...And somebody's been listening to my Berlioz!"

"I came here to chop you down. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan."