"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"
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"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."
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"The apartment comes with a roommate, but she's mostly nocturnal."
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"That said, however, let's go see if she's got any roommates."
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"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."
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"The roommate thing didn't work out. She's all 'Girls' and I'm more 'Broad City.' "
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"Why am I always the bad guy?"
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"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"
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"Meet Carla, honey - our new roommate."
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"Beautiful dam dream. I was back at Princeton. Only, Kippy, you weren't my roommate. Brook Shields was my roommate."
"Would you like to room together again next term?"
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"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."
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"Hey! Your ad said 'non-smoker!"
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"You figure it. We're not gay, we don't use drugs, and we still got it."
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