"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"
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"Every day at five. Like clockwork."
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"Well, Mr. Dog Eat Dog, did you eat a dog today or did a dog eat you?"
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"This song describes the events of a lovely spring day. The sky is a cloudless blue, birds are singing, and out at the ballpark the grass is an emerald green. It's the top of the fourth, there are two out and runners on ﬁrst and second. The batter hits a slow roller down the third-base line. The third baseman scoops up the ball barehanded and tries for a force play at second..."
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Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop
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"Sounds like a heart attack. Tell him to take two aspirin and call my office in the morning."
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Our Summer Without Dave
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"We never close, do we, Howard?"
"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."
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"We've missed 'The Fantasticks.'"
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"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"
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"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."
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"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."
"Are you sure he's dead? I thought it was just his Bill Murray routine."
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The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon
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The Night of the Living Dead.
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"And that was my day at the office. Thanks, Alice, you've been a great audience!"
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Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture
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"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."
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"What should we belabor tonight?"
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Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees
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"I've been to the office..."
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Crash Testing Clown Car.
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"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."
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"Your solution to everything is to show up, do your job, then go home!"
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