"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"
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"Every day at five. Like clockwork."
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"Well, Mr. Dog Eat Dog, did you eat a dog today or did a dog eat you?"
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"This song describes the events of a lovely spring day. The sky is a cloudless blue, birds are singing, and out at the ballpark the grass is an emerald green. It's the top of the fourth, there are two out and runners on ﬁrst and second. The batter hits a slow roller down the third-base line. The third baseman scoops up the ball barehanded and tries for a force play at second..."
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Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop
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"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."
"Are you sure he's dead? I thought it was just his Bill Murray routine."
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The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon
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The Night of the Living Dead.
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"And that was my day at the office. Thanks, Alice, you've been a great audience!"
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"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."
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"What should we belabor tonight?"
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Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees
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Crash Testing Clown Car.
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"Your solution to everything is to show up, do your job, then go home!"
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The sun going to work each day in order to support life.
Whatever it is I usually think about.
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A cup of coffee is paired with an injection needle and a lighter.
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"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."
Next tantrum: 4pm