Routines Cartoons

Routines Cartoons

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"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"

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"Your solution to everything is to show up, do your job, then go home!"

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The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

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Whatever it is I usually think about.

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Crash Testing Clown Car.

Artist: Gross, Sam   Search ID: CC123088   High Res: 3276x1423 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: clown car, clown cars, dummy, dummies, crash testing, crash tests, clowns, clowning, clown, circus, circuses, circus clown, routine, routines, crash test, crash tests, crash testing, scare, scary, crash, crashing, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, experiment, experiments, destructive testing, crash tested, safety, safe

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"This song describes the events of a lovely spring day. The sky is a cloudless blue, birds are singing, and out at the ballpark the grass is an emerald green. It's the top of the fourth, there are two out and runners on first and second. The batter hits a slow roller down the third-base line. The third baseman scoops up the ball barehanded and tries for a force play at second..."

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"The usual"

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A cup of coffee is paired with an injection needle and a lighter.

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The Night of the Living Dead.

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"What should we belabor tonight?"

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"Are you sure he's dead? I thought it was just his Bill Murray routine."

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Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

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"Well, Mr. Dog Eat Dog, did you eat a dog today or did a dog eat you?"

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The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

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"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."

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"Every day at five. Like clockwork."

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"And that was my day at the office. Thanks, Alice, you've been a great audience!"

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Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

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"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

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