"I'd like to get my hands on the astrologer who told you that!"
Tags:astrologer, astrologers, astrology, prediction, predictions, guess, guesses, guessing, guessing game, guessing games, bad guess, bad guesses, inaccurate, inaccuracy, revenge, vengeance, seek vengeance, seeks vengeance, seeking vengeance, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, bicker, bickers, bickering, row, rows, rowing, fight, fights, fighting
Too many coxes.
Tags:cox, coxed, coxes, coxswain, coxswains, row, rowing, rows, rowed, single, sculling, scull, sculled, unhelpful, useless, pace, pacing, paces, instruction, instructions, steer, steering, steered, confusing, confused, exercise, fitness, hobbies, sport, sports, shout, shouting, megaphone, megaphones, order, orders
"Are we there yet?"
"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."
Tags:trouble ahead, argument, arguments, towel, towels, customized, customizations, customised, customisation, hand towel, hand towels, his 'n' hers, his and hers, bath towel, bath towels, set, sets, spat, spats, row, rows, fight, fights, fighting, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, hers 'n' hers, hers and hers, claim, claims, claiming, possession, possessions
"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."
Tags:collectible, collectibles, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, straw, straws, collector, collectors, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, slob, slobs, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, argument, arguments, spat, spats, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, frustration, frustrations
Silent Fight #8997
Tags:argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, spat, spats, row, rows, seethe, seethes, seething, silence, stew, stews, stewing, anger, unspoken anger, furious, furiousness, apoplectic, rage, rages, raging, silent rage, silent rages, marital discord, communication, communication issues, couples counselor, couples counselors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors
"Mother was right about you. You're a toaster."
Tags:date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationship problems, breakdown, breakdowns, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, incompatible, incompatibility, toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, wrong for each other, divorce, divorces, divorcing, mother-in-law, argument, arguments, arguing, spat, spats, row, rows, quarrel, quarrels, quarrelling
"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."
Tags:class divide, class division, class divisions, cook, cooks, cooking, neighbor, neighbors, neighborly, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourly, roast, roasts, meal, meals, cook, cooks, cooking, drunk, drunks, drunken, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, couple, couples, married couple, married couples
"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."
Tags:treehouse, treehouses, tree house, tree houses, escape, escapes, escaping, married life, separate space, separate spaces, mancave, mancaves, man-cave, man-caves, retreat, retreats, argument, arguments, spat, spats, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, marital discord, keep the peace, keeping the peace, hideaway, hideaways, hiding spot, hiding spots, secret hiding spot, secret hiding spots, secret, secrets, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems
"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "
Tags:apology, apologies, spat, spats, row, rows, fall out, falling out, florist, florists, flower, flowers, bouquet, bouquets, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriages, overreact, overreaction, self-righteous, self-righteousness, outraged, indignant
"You're just mad because I found a scholar to back me up."
Tags:scholar, scholars, argument, arguments, arguing, mediate, mediates, mediating, mediator, mediators, fight, fights, fighting, spat, spats, dispute, disputes, referee, referees, refereeing, scholar, scholars, knowledgeable, pout, pouts, pouting, couple, couples, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, disagreeing
A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.
Tags:swing set, swing sets, swing, swings, swinging, raft, rafts, priority, priorities, high priority, high priorities, bored, boredom, low priority, low priorities, wrong priority, wrong priorities, useless, uselessness, rescue, rescues, proactive, comfort, comfortable, discomfort, row, rows, rowing, freedom, flee, flees, fleeing
You Must Be This Tall - To Have An Opinion
Tags:opinion, opinions, opinionated, family life, family-life, teen, teens, teenager, argument, arguments, domestic, domestics, spat, spats, arguing, row, rows, family row, family rows, argumentative, family meal, family meals, family rule, household rule, household rules, kid, kids, childhood, valid opinion, valid opinions
"All I'm saying is that wind power isn't all it's cracked up to be."
Tags:row, rowing, rowed, rows, oar, oars, boat, boats, boating, renewable, renewable, renewable energy, renewable energies, sail, sails, blow, blowing, slave driver, slavery, sea, seas, high sea, high seas, lung, lungs, ship, ships, sailing, sailor, sailors, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalist, environmentalism
"You just don't get it, do you?"
Tags:harpy, harpies, minotaur, minotaurs, myth, myths, mythological creature, mythological creatures, scold, scolds, scolding, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, relationship, relationship problem, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, spat, spats, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing
"Who's going to finish your sentences?"
Tags:couple, couples, walk out, walks out, walking out, divorce, divorces, divorcing, finish each other's sentence, finishing each other's sentences, split up, splits up, splitting up, split, splits, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, other half, threaten, threatens, threatening, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, row, rows, rowing, furious
A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.
"Would a little cuddling kill you?"
Tags:cuddle, cuddles, cuddle buddy, cuddle buddies, tender, tenderness, cellmate, cellmates, cell mate, cell mates, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, correctional facilities, affection, display of affection, displays of affection, neglect, neglected, neglecting, couple, couples, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, bunk bed, bunk beds, bunk, bunks, spat, spats, row, rows, argument, arguments, arguing
"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"
Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, infidelity, infidelities, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, politician, politicians, government, governments, fib, fibs, fibbing, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, argument, arguments, arguing, disagreement, disagreements, admit, admits, admitting, confess, confesses, confession, confessions, justification, justifications, honest, honesty, dishonest, dishonesty
"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."
Tags:forgive, forgives, forgiveness, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flyer miles, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, comfort, comforts, comforting, airline miles, airline, airlines, airport, airports, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, plane travel, plane travels, marital fight, marital fights, spat, spats, argument, arguments, marital, row, rows, make up, makes up, making up, buy forgiveness, buying forgiveness, bribe, bribes, bribery
Centipede Used As Rowing Boat
A rowing team drives a van.
"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."