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Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.
"Hit it. I'm hungry."
"It says, 'Congratulations! You've been chosen as a finalist to be King of England.'"
"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."
A king waits at a bus stop.
"Remember, Dorkins - 'the King of Mansylvania can do no wrong!'"
"There were irregularities in the succession to the throne."
"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."