"Now you're getting the hang of it!"
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"The United States wants you to become a democracy."
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"Thanks, but I still want a dollar."
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"My friends, after our many happy years together, it is with feelings of both joy and sorrow that I announce my decision to abdicate my throne and marry a commoner."
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Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.
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"I'm sorry, Richard, but you've failed to provide me with a male heir."
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"You've got him. Edward the Accessible at your service."
"Hit it. I'm hungry."
"It says, 'Congratulations! You've been chosen as a finalist to be King of England.'"
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"This is Edward the Great. I don't know any Edward the Weenie."
"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."
"Father was a tyrant."
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"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."
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"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."
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"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."
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"Tell me again, Dad, how you started in the mailroom."
"On your head, sire."
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A king waits at a bus stop.
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"I think he'll miss all this when he retires."
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"Remember, Dorkins - 'the King of Mansylvania can do no wrong!'"
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"There were irregularities in the succession to the throne."
"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."
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"I just don't want to turn into one of those women who never shut up about the Duchess of Windsor."
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"Remember, the line of succession only gets worse."
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"It's the police, sir - they want to, er, interview you."
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