King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"
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"Sacrificing your queen pretty cavalierly, aren't we?"
"Now you're getting the hang of it!"
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"The United States wants you to become a democracy."
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"I'll give everybody freedom of nice speech."
"You're why I have the moat, Mother."
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"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"
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"Start the economy."
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"Well, I'm a little bit sleepy now, so that concludes our broadcast day."
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"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"
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The King of Country Music
"Yeah, everybody says I'm hard to shop for, too."
"Need a crony?"
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"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
"On the other hand, he's really good on infrastructure and tax reform."
"I love the middle class, with their values and everything."
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"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."
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"Go find out why a peasant is giggling at midday."
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"Thanks, but I still want a dollar."
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"The food's great, but the chef's a tyrant."
Snow White and her Seven people.
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"This gives my confidence a real boost."
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"My friends, after our many happy years together, it is with feelings of both joy and sorrow that I announce my decision to abdicate my throne and marry a commoner."
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"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."
A child carries a queen's train in a shirt labeled "Staff".