King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"
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"Sacrificing your queen pretty cavalierly, aren't we?"
"Now you're getting the hang of it!"
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"Even a small kingdom, Your Highness, can make effective use of modern management techniques."
"He died young."
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"The United States wants you to become a democracy."
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"I'll give everybody freedom of nice speech."
"You're why I have the moat, Mother."
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"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"
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"Start the economy."
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"Well, I'm a little bit sleepy now, so that concludes our broadcast day."
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"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."
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"Yeah, everybody says I'm hard to shop for, too."
"Need a crony?"
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King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
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"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"
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"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"
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"I love the middle class, with their values and everything."
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"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."
"Don't you love being upscale?"
"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."
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"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."
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"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."
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"We are not amused."