Rude Cartoons

"The phrase you're groping for is 'Thank you.'"

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC22575
High Res:
1408x1012 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
arrogance, arrogant, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat loving, thanks, thank you, thank yous, cat person, cat people, ingratitude, ungrateful, ungratefulness, cat food, bad manners, impolite, rudeness, rude

"Insurance, anyone?"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC28727
High Res:
2266x1806 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, intrude, intrudes, intrusion, intrusions, tennis match, tennis matches, salesman, salesperson, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, rude interruption, rude, rudeness, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, aggressive, overaggressive

"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC39048
High Res:
2133x2145 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, deathbed, deathbeds, insensitive, death bed, death beds, spell check, spellcheck, dying, die, dies, dead, hospital, hospitals, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, carefree, rude, rudeness, tasteless, uncouth, question, questions, cancer, cancers

"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC44039
High Res:
3000x2855 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
phone sex, public, public space, public spaces, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, public area, private, private life, long distance, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, rude, impolite, inconsiderate, thoughtless, lie, lies, lying, sexuality

"Is everything all right, Jeffrey? You never call me 'dude' anymore."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC37476
High Res:
2049x1521 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dude, dudes, punk, punks, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, permissive, permissiveness, disrespect, disrespects, disrespectful, rude, rudeness, impudent, impudence, punk, punks, term of endearment, terms of endearment, casual, casualness, authority, authority figure, authority figures

"This is a nice restaurant. Turn your cap around."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC39580
High Res:
2011x1693 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
rude, rudeness, manners, respectful, disrespect, disrespecting, hat, hats, wearing hats, wearing hats indoors, baseball cap, baseball caps, backwards, impudent, trend, trends, trendy, high class, upper class, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, casual, dress casual, casual wear, dressing casually, backwards cap, backwards caps, cap, caps

Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC22434
High Res:
1267x1093 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sign, signs, signage, door sign, closure, closed, close, fails, fail, failed, failure, failures, bankrupt, bankruptcy, economy, economic, recession, small business, small businesses, dining, diner, diners, restaurants, restaurant, shut down, shut-down, shutdown, food, eating, eatery, cafe, rude, rudeness, frank, frankness, brusque, school of hard knocks, hard knocks, service, service industry, catering

The New York Rebellion - When the Natives Decided to Take Back the Streets

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC40891
High Res:
2400x2720 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, native, natives, protest, protests, uprising, uprisings, rude, rudeness, trump, donald trump, the donald, anti-trump, rally, rallies, rallying, rallying cry, rallying cries, bookstore, bookstores, book store, book stores, jaywalk, jaywalks, jaywalking

INTERACTIVE TV

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC25265
High Res:
2135x1833 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
television, televisions, tv, t.v., tvs, interactive, interactivity, interaction, interactions, computer, computers, technologies, media, entertainment, thumb your nose, thumb ones nose, thumb one's nose, rude, rudeness, impolite, snub, snubbing, make fun, silly, silliness, answer, answering, answers

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC121743
High Res:
3250x2355 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
obituary, uobituaries, trophy wife, trophy wives, old man, old men, grump, grumpy, grumps, hateful, bigot, bigots, bigotry, ageism, ageist, widely-anticipated, article, articles, cocktail party, cocktail parties, insult, insults, insulting, rude, rudeness, dying, enemy, enemies, hatred, hatreds, old hatred, worst enemy, worst enemies, frenemy, frenemies, cutting, comment, comments, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, party, parties

"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC43756
High Res:
2000x1604 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wicca, wiccan, wiccans, magic, magic spell, magic spells, spell, spells, incantation, incantations, vegan, vegans, insult, insults, insulting, rude, rudeness, punish, punishes, punishing, transform, transforms, transformation, carrot, carrots, insulted, retribution, revenge, vengeance

"Dear, I hope you don't think I'm too old-fashioned, but do you think you could call me 'Grandmother' or 'Grandma' instead of 'Butt-Head'?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC27777
High Res:
3024x2441 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
family, children, grandparents, age, old, grandmother, grandmothers, grandma, grandmas, butthead, butt-head, insult, insults, impudent, impudence, child, kid, kids, disrespect, disrespects, disrespectful, old-fashioned, tradition, traditional, grandparent, grandparents, rude, insult, insults, insulting, mankoff

Vlad the Implier

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC125213
High Res:
1863x3824 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
terror, terrors, reign of terror, reigns of terror, vlad the impaler, imply, implies, implication, implications, passive aggressive, rude, rudeness, impolite, insecure, insecurity, halitosis, bad breath, mouthwash, gentle reminder, gentle reminders, backseat driver, backseat drivers, annoying, irritating, social pariah, pariah, pariahs, outcast, social outcast, social outcasts, insult, insults, insulting, sideswipe, sideswipes, sideswiping, critic, critics, critical, critique, critiques

"Sorry, but 'cute' isn't a word I just throw around."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC124051
High Res:
4961x4691 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
baby, babies, infant, infants, infancy, cute, compliment, compliments, complimenting, complimentary, insult, insults, insulting, newborn, newborns, ugly baby, ugly babies, parent, parents, parenting, casual, casualness, high standard, high standards, rude, rudeness, impolite, impoliteness

Tactless Abe

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC141579
High Res:
2592x2864 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
manner, manners, etiquette, etiquete, respect, respectful, tact, tactful, tactless, impolite, polite, politeness, considerate, consideration, rude, rudeness, inconsiderate, frank, frankness, honesty, honest, honest abe, abraham lincoln, lincoln, president, presidents, president of the united states, criticism, historical figures, parody, parodies

Non-Celebrity Roast

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC35974
High Res:
2407x1776 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
insult, insults, insulted, insulting, rude, rudely, rudeness, roast, roasted, roastme, #roastme, r/roastme, burn, burned, celebrity roast, celeb, celebrity, celebrities, dinner party, dinner parties, friends, friend, friendships, friendship, television, tv, televisions, program, programme, programs, programmes, show, shows, late night television

"He's a heavyweight, but he'd prefer to leave it at that."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC142090
High Res:
3088x2524 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
insecure, insecurity, insecurities, heavyweight, boxer, boxers, boxing, pugilism, weight problem, weight problems, overweight, fat, fatness, obese, obesity, sore point, sore points, weight class, weight classes, diet, diet, dieting, slim down, slimming down, rude, unmentionable, impolite, body insecurity, body insecurities

Tasty Time: Family-Style Restaurant

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC28275
High Res:
2415x2101 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
restaurant, restaurants, family-style, family-style restaurant, family-style restaurants, all you can eat, squabble, squabbles, squabbling, argue, argues, argument, arguments, family dinner, family dinners, rude, rudeness, dinner table, dinner tables, bicker, bickers, bickering

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Artist:
Chitty, Tom
Search ID:
CC142128
High Res:
4750x4644 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
tardy, tardiness, late, lateness, punctual, punctuality, excuse, excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, traffic, bad traffic, date, dates, stood up, flake, flakes, flaky, honest, honesty, admit, admits, admitting, leave, leaves, leaving, leave late, leaves late, leaving late, careless, carelessness, rude, rudeness, impolite, dinner date, dinner dates

"Yeah, well, the quality of your life is interfering with the quality of my life."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC37163
High Res:
3175x2833 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jealous, jealousy, envy, envious, quality of life, rude, inappropriate, discourteous, loud, noisy, interfering, annoying, disturbing, upper class, upper-class, manners, manner, interference, messy, mess

"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."

Artist:
Chitty, Tom
Search ID:
CC143029
High Res:
5225x4404 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
speaker, speakers, speaker phone, speaker phones, mobile, mobiles, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, phone, phones, conversation, conversations, converse, conversing, public transport, public transit, inconsiderate, subway, subways, tube, hands-free, loud, annoying, obnoxious, rude, rudeness, impolite, entitled, entitlement complex, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, ego, egotist, egotistical, eavesdrop, eavesdrops, eavesdropping, listen, listens, listen in, listens in, annoyance, annoyances, commute, commutes, morning commute, morning commutes

"The guy at the other end of the bar would like to buy himself another drink."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC39112
High Res:
2156x1436 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, pickup, pickup lines, chat up, flirt, flirting, rude, rudeness, entitle, entitled, drink, drinking, drunk, drinker, relationship, relationships, dating, dates, impolite, impoliteness

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC36587
High Res:
2459x2031 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hostile, hostility, unkind, socially awkward, social awkwardness, surly, grump, grumpy, grumpiness, grumps, surliness, unfriendly, rude, rudeness, party, parties, guest, guests, antisocial, proud, pride, introvert, introverts, introverted, introversion, husband, husbands, wife, wives, partying, unsociable, dinner, dinners, dinner party, dinner parties

Eco-Friendliness Rebuffed

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC132082
High Res:
4450x5217 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
environment, nature, green, eco, eco-friendly, ecofriendly, eco-friendly, environmentally friendly, tree, trees, cloud, clouds, flower, flowers, depressed, sad, lonely, alone, no friends, friendless, friend-less, rebuffed, rejected, isolated, outcast, unfriendly, rude, making friends

"Barkeeper! More chick-peas!"

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC28750
High Res:
2183x1819 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
food, foods, salad bar, salads, barkeeper, bar keeper, barkeepers, bar keepers, rude, impolite, mannerless, chick-peas, chickpeas, bartender, bartenders, parody, parodies, service, dine, dining, visual pun, picky, fussy, drink, drinks, drunk