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Rude Cartoons
Rude cartoon 1 of 253
"Hey, sorry to call you guys this late on a weeknight, but I just happened to be in your basement."
Rude cartoon 2 of 253
"I'm not even away! The audacity!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, mouse, mice, rat, rats, fun, play, playing, playground, playgrounds, slide, slides, swing, swings, swing set, swing sets, saxophone, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, angry, upset, audacity, rude, word play, wordplay, when the cat's awayRude cartoon 3 of 253
"You're really light on your feet for a dog."
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backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, insult, insults, rude, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, light on your feet, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladiesRude cartoon 4 of 253
"The phrase you're groping for is 'Thank you.'"
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arrogance, arrogant, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat loving, thanks, thank you, thank yous, cat person, cat people, ingratitude, ungrateful, ungratefulness, cat food, bad manners, impolite, rudeness, rudeRude cartoon 5 of 253
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating, dining, reserving, reservation, reservations, dinner, waiter, waiters, server, servers, host, hosts, booking, name, names, language, languages, english, grammar, honorific, honorifics, title, titles, prefix, prefixes, dr, dr., doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, education, degree, degrees, postgraduate, postgraduates, phd, ph.d., postgraduate doctoral degree, customer service, service, rude, bad mannersRude cartoon 6 of 253
"Sit down, Peter, you can't object at a funeral."
Rude cartoon 7 of 253
"Why? Did you want one?"
Rude cartoon 8 of 253
I'm with crazy.
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support group, support groups, group therapy, group therapist, group therapists, therapy, therapist, therapists, insensitive, insensitivity, crazy, insane, insanity, mental illness, mental illnesses, rude, inappropriate, out of place, t-shirt, t-shirts, novelty, novelty shirt, novelty shirts, funny shirt, funny shirtsRude cartoon 9 of 253
"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."
Rude cartoon 10 of 253
"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, bad parents, bad parenting, child-free, child free, childless, adults, burn, burning, fire, fires, flame, flames, on fire, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, couple, couples, misbehave, mischief, trouble, behaving badly, inattentive parents, wild, table, tables, meal, meals, rude, inappropriate, defensiveRude cartoon 11 of 253
"Insurance, anyone?"
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insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, intrude, intrudes, intrusion, intrusions, tennis match, tennis matches, salesman, salesperson, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, rude interruption, rude, rudeness, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, aggressive, overaggressiveRude cartoon 12 of 253
"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, castrate, castrates, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast table, breakfast tables, manners, bad manners, violence, violent, violent behavior, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad marriage, bad marriages, married life, bicker, bickers, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, rude, rudeness, aggressive, aggressivenessRude cartoon 13 of 253
"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, castrate, castrates, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast table, breakfast tables, manners, bad manners, violence, violent, violent behavior, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad marriage, bad marriages, married life, bicker, bickers, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, rude, rudeness, aggressive, aggressivenessRude cartoon 14 of 253
"You're completely screwed up."
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unprofessional, rude, insult, insulting, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselingRude cartoon 15 of 253
INTERACTIVE TV
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television, televisions, tv, t.v., tvs, interactive, interactivity, interaction, interactions, computer, computers, technologies, media, entertainment, thumb your nose, thumb ones nose, thumb one's nose, rude, rudeness, impolite, snub, snubbing, make fun, silly, silliness, answer, answering, answersRude cartoon 16 of 253
"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"
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grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, deathbed, deathbeds, insensitive, death bed, death beds, spell check, spellcheck, dying, die, dies, dead, hospital, hospitals, teen, teens, teenager, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, carefree, rude, rudeness, tasteless, uncouth, question, questions, cancer, cancersRude cartoon 17 of 253
"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"
Rude cartoon 18 of 253
"I'm sorry-I'm not in the mood for whatever you're in the mood for."
Rude cartoon 19 of 253
Jimmy's Pub: Happy Hour 5-6 pm. Hate speech permitted.
Rude cartoon 20 of 253
"Secondhard carbs"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, health, healthy, eating healthy, healthy eating, unhealthy, carb, carbs, carbohydrate, carbohydrates, diet, diets, secondhand, secondhand smoke, bread, rude, bad manners, impolite, customer, customersRude cartoon 21 of 253
"Is everything all right, Jeffrey? You never call me 'dude' anymore."
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dude, dudes, punk, punks, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, permissive, permissiveness, disrespect, disrespects, disrespectful, rude, rudeness, impudent, impudence, punk, punks, term of endearment, terms of endearment, casual, casualness, authority, authority figure, authority figuresRude cartoon 22 of 253
"Well, I'm sorry, Wendell, I just assumed you knew you were a frill."
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frill, unnecessary, unneeded, redundant, redundancy, unemployed, unemployment, fired, let go, laid off, extra, embellishment, employer, employers, employee, employees, manager, managers, business, businessmen, businessman, management, hierarchy, hiring manager, word play, name calling, rude, useless, unhelpful, office, officesRude cartoon 23 of 253
"Can't you just say 'Scarlatti' instead of "Scarlatti, of course'?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, correcting, correction, corrections, rude, impolite, bad manners, scarlatti, composer, composers, music, baroque, classical, impatient, impatience, know-it-all, snob, snobsRude cartoon 24 of 253
"Eat your lunch, and then we'll see about giving your phone back."
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mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, smart phone, smart phones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting staff, eating out, dining out, bad service, bad customer service, customer service, confiscate, confiscating, confiscation, officious, rude, theft, thief, antisocial, unsociableRude cartoon 25 of 253
"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."
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husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, long term marriage, middle aged, spice it up, stale, insult, insulted, insulting, rude, bored, boring, curious, sexual exploration, sarcasm, sarcasticMore cartoons with the keyword 'rude'