"Hey, sorry to call you guys this late on a weeknight, but I just happened to be in your basement."
"The phrase you're groping for is 'Thank you.'"
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arrogance, arrogant, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat loving, thanks, thank you, thank yous, cat person, cat people, ingratitude, ungrateful, ungratefulness, cat food, bad manners, impolite, rudeness, rude"Insurance, anyone?"
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insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, intrude, intrudes, intrusion, intrusions, tennis match, tennis matches, salesman, salesperson, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, rude interruption, rude, rudeness, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, aggressive, overaggressive"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, castrate, castrates, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast table, breakfast tables, manners, bad manners, violence, violent, violent behavior, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad marriage, bad marriages, married life, bicker, bickers, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, rude, rudeness, aggressive, aggressiveness"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, castrate, castrates, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast table, breakfast tables, manners, bad manners, violence, violent, violent behavior, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad marriage, bad marriages, married life, bicker, bickers, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, rude, rudeness, aggressive, aggressivenessINTERACTIVE TV
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television, televisions, tv, t.v., tvs, interactive, interactivity, interaction, interactions, computer, computers, technologies, media, entertainment, thumb your nose, thumb ones nose, thumb one's nose, rude, rudeness, impolite, snub, snubbing, make fun, silly, silliness, answer, answering, answers"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"
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grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, deathbed, deathbeds, insensitive, death bed, death beds, spell check, spellcheck, dying, die, dies, dead, hospital, hospitals, teen, teens, teenager, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, carefree, rude, rudeness, tasteless, uncouth, question, questions, cancer, cancers"Is everything all right, Jeffrey? You never call me 'dude' anymore."
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dude, dudes, punk, punks, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, permissive, permissiveness, disrespect, disrespects, disrespectful, rude, rudeness, impudent, impudence, punk, punks, term of endearment, terms of endearment, casual, casualness, authority, authority figure, authority figures"No need to apologize. You had a job to do and you did it."
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apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, knockout, knockouts, ko, kos, box, boxes, boxing, boxer, boxers, prizefighter, prizefighters, prizefighting, rude, rudeness, polite, politeness, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, job, jobs, do your job, doing your job, sympathy, sympathies, sympatheticEd's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It
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sign, signs, signage, door sign, closure, closed, close, fails, fail, failed, failure, failures, bankrupt, bankruptcy, economy, economic, recession, small business, small businesses, dining, diner, diners, restaurants, restaurant, shut down, shut-down, shutdown, food, eating, eatery, cafe, rude, rudeness, frank, frankness, brusque, school of hard knocks, hard knocks, service, service industry, catering"This is a nice restaurant. Turn your cap around."
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rude, rudeness, manners, respectful, disrespect, disrespecting, hat, hats, wearing hats, wearing hats indoors, baseball cap, baseball caps, backwards, impudent, trend, trends, trendy, high class, upper class, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, casual, dress casual, casual wear, dressing casually, backwards cap, backwards caps, cap, caps"Will the owner of the car with license plate 417-JHL please move it?"
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license plate, license plates, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, car, cars, park, parks, parking, parking spot, parking spots, illegal parking, illegally parked, inconsiderate, speech, speeches, auction, auctions, car auction, car auctions, announcement, announcements, rude, rudeness, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, etiquette, social etiquetteWoman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"
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woman, women, crone, old crone, old hag, hag, old bag, guilt, guilt trip, guilt-trip, guilt tripped, guilt tripping, guilt-tripping, psychological, psychology, psychological warfare, greeting, greetings card, greeting cards, greetings cards, greetings, card, cards, celebration, spinster, spinsters, rude, rudely, rudeness, mean, meanness, nastily, nastiness, old lady, little old lady, old, older, elderly, misogyny, misogynistic, stereotype, stereotyping, stereotypesThe New York Rebellion - When the Natives Decided to Take Back the Streets
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new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, native, natives, protest, protests, uprising, uprisings, rude, rudeness, trump, donald trump, the donald, anti-trump, rally, rallies, rallying, rallying cry, rallying cries, bookstore, bookstores, book store, book stores, jaywalk, jaywalks, jaywalking"Goodness gracious great balls of fire, no!"
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jerry lee lewis, loan, loans, bank loan, bank loans, payday loan, payday loans, refuse, refuses, refusing, refusal, credit, bad credit, credit check, credit checks, failing credit checks, rude, rudeness, impolite, loan officer, loan officers, rock 'n' roll, rock music, rocker, rockers, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."
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obituary, uobituaries, trophy wife, trophy wives, old man, old men, grump, grumpy, grumps, hateful, bigot, bigots, bigotry, ageism, ageist, widely-anticipated, article, articles, cocktail party, cocktail parties, insult, insults, insulting, rude, rudeness, dying, enemy, enemies, hatred, hatreds, old hatred, worst enemy, worst enemies, frenemy, frenemies, cutting, comment, comments, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, party, parties"Yoo-hoo! We're all waiting."
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mourn, mourns, mourning, mourner, mourners, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, queue, queues, line, lines, impatient, impatience, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, rude, rudeness, viewing, viewings, wake, wakes, funeral wake, funeral wakes, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, death in the family, jerk, jerks, impolite, impoliteness, uncouth, insensitive, insensitivity"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."
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hostile, hostility, unkind, socially awkward, social awkwardness, surly, grump, grumpy, grumpiness, grumps, surliness, unfriendly, rude, rudeness, party, parties, guest, guests, antisocial, proud, pride, introvert, introverts, introverted, introversion, husband, husbands, wife, wives, partying, unsociable, dinner, dinners, dinner party, dinner parties"So, how long have you been old?"
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ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, old, oldness, old age, old-age, old-aged, ageism, ageist, generation gap, generation gaps, self-conscious, elderly, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, senior, seniors, small talk, small-talk, rude, rudeness, bad manners, rude manners, cocktail party, cocktail parties, socially awkward, social awkwardness"Here, let me kill our conversation by looking it up on Wikipedia."
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conversation, conversations, conversation etiquette, website, websites, cocktail party, cocktail parties, etiquette, etiquettes, bad manners, rudeness, rude, manner, manners, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, search engine, search engines, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, conversation starter, conversation starters, conversation kill, conversations killers, small talk, phone etiquette"I find watering the plants in the middle of a conversation helps me keep my mind of what you're saying."
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distraction, distractions, distraction technique, distraction techniques, conversation, conversations, office plant, office plants, houseplant, houseplants, procrastination, procrastinating, water can, businessmen, businessman, bad manners, rude, rudeness, focus, focused, diversion, diversions, diverting, diverted, multitask, multitasking, multitasked, multitasks