"Notice how the rug really ties the crime scene together."
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"I'm sure it's a rug."
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"I used to wear a rug, and then I decided that bald says integrity - right?"
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"The white buffalo protects us from evil spirits and brings good fortune in the harvest, but it's almost impossible to keep clean."
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"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"
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"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."
"A hairpiece is fine, Ron, but a Shag rug is so 'seventies'."
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"The carpet really brings the room together."
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Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet
"As soon as those rug samples come back from the lab I want to get them over to my decorator."
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A king chooses rugs
The world's oldest braided rug