Ruin Cartoons

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."

"Mow lawn, take out garbage, water plants, weed garden."

"They, like, invented retro."

"Well, tell me. Is this Aztec, Mayan, Olmec, or Toltec?"

"Let's not spoil this moment with words."

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

"Which version of yourself was the one who sabotaged the relationship?"

Explorers discover gender labeled pyramid restrooms

"Damn it, Hollister, you're totally ruining casual Friday."

"Gary! This is why we can't have nice things!"

"We think it had something to do with love."

Help!

"I suppose you realize you're ruining my Tai Chi session."

"Didn't I tell you Tom was fun?"

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

"Technology is ruining us."

"We had her declawed, but she's still impossible."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"

"Apparently everybody just left for some 'me time'."

"My wife! My best friend! My deathbed!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Do you want to tell him he's taking all the fun out of our marriage or shall I?"

Former hammer dulcimer