"The dog got locked in your car last night, Mr. Ferguson."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, transportation, accident, accidents, animal, animals, dog, dogs, pet, pets, locked in, stuck, trapped, destroyed, ruined, damaged, customer service, service
"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, destroy, destroying, ruin, ruining, damage, damaging, chew, chewing, ripping, destroyed, damaged, ruined, ripped, chewed, bad dog, bad dogs, scolding, telling off, suggest, suggesting, suggestion, suggestions, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, reinvent, reinventing, reinvention, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-help, change, changing, life, life changes, psychology, mental health, turning over a new leaf, personal development, personal improvement, improving
"IOU 1 BAGEL."
Tags:breakfast, mornings, food, toaster, toasters, toast, making toast, burn, burnt, burned, burning, smoke, smoking, iou, i.o.u., i owe you, bagel, bagels, kitchen, kitchens, appliance, appliances, faulty, broken, rogue, uncooperative, useless, overcooked, burnt toast, burnt bagel, burned toast, burned bagel, ruined, bad day
"Gary! This is why we can't have nice things!"
Tags:murderer, murderers, horror, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, villain, villains, villainous, chainsaw, chainsaws, irresponsible, irresponsibility, accident, accidents, accident-prone, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, left alone, leave alone, leaves alone, destructive, destructive tendency, destructive tendencies, nice things, have nice things, having nice things, expensive item, expensive items, sofa, sofas, ruin, ruins, ruining, ruined, couch, couches, living room, living rooms
"Not guilty. If they hadn't read Safire yet, Safire shouldn't have been on the floor."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, bad dog, bad dogs, chewed, destroyed, ruined, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, verdict, verdicts, not guilty, innocent, book, books, literature, writing, writer, writers, author, authors
"And coming up on the right is another area ruined by the likes of you."
Tags:passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, travellers, tourism, tourist, tourists, touring, bus tour, bus tours, tour bus, tour buses, sightseeing, sightseer, sightseers, tour guide, tour guides, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, destruction, destroyed, ruined, tourism industry, mass tourism, overtourism, unsustainable tourism
Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".
Tags:book, books, bookshop, bookshops, bookstore, bookstores, bookseller, booksellers, novel, novels, literature, damage, damages, damaged, sale, sales, deal, deals, coffee, coffees, latte, lattes, spill, spills, spilled, sign, signs, food, drink, drinks, stain, stains, stained, ruined, modern life, consumerism, retail
"It's all the violence that does it."
"I suppose you realize you're ruining my Tai Chi session."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, tai chi, ruin, ruining, ruined, messing up, interrupting, interrupt, interrupted, distract, distraction, distractions, distracting, annoy, annoying, needy, attention, attention-hogging, attention-hogs, attention hogging, attention hogs
"Didn't I tell you Tom was fun?"
Tags:fun, funny, tomfoolery, silly, silliness, childish, clowning around, clowning, cannonball dive, dive, dives, food fight, entertainment, party, parties, high brow, ruin, ruined, annoy, annoying, inappropriate, dived, mess, messy, mess around, mischief, cocktail parties, cocktail party, punch bowl, punch bowls, classless
"Aw, man, that's never coming out."
Tags:animal, animals, bear, bears, polar bear, polar bears, white, white bear, white bears, arctic, north, fur, stain, stains, fabric stain, fabric stains, never coming out, ruined, ruin, destroy, destroyed, wash out, food, dinner, eating, eat, mess, messy, spaghetti, pasta, sauce, sauces, saucy, red sauce, dry cleaning, dry-cleaning, dry cleaners, dry cleaner, day-cleaner, dry-cleaners, laundry, laundromat, laundromats, washing machine, washing machines
"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."
"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"
Tags:melt, melts, sad, sadder, museum, museums, tragic, horrible, melted, ruin, ruined, wax museum, wax museums, underfunded, underfunding, fund, funds, funding, museum, museums, museum sector, benefactor, benefactors, exhibit, exhibits, exhibited, poor, art, artistic, uneconomic, funded, artistic, deficient, on the brink, sponsor, sponsors, sponsored, philanthropist, philanthropy, in need
"I alone can 'fix' it!"
Tags:postal service, postal services, mail, mails, mailing service, mailed, parcel service, parcel services, postal services, post, posts, posting, posted, ballot box, ballot boxes, box, boxes, ballot, ballots, election, elections, us election, presidential election, presidential elections, presidential campaign, presidential campaigns, destroy, destroys, destroying, destroyed, ruin, ruins, ruining, ruined, tnt, tnts, explosive, explosives, donald trump, trump, president trump, president donald trump, the donald
"No more science parties for you!"
Tags:mum, mums, son, sons, party, parties, science party, science, scientist, scientists, science parties, explode, exploding, explosion, explosions, mess, messes, messy, ruin, ruins, ruined, house party, house parties, chemical, chemicals, nerd, nerds, nerdy, geek, geeks, geeky, danger, dangers, dangerous
"My wife! My best friend! My deathbed!"
"I told you to not mix your whites with beets."
Tags:laundry, laundries, laundromat, doing ones laundry, men, man, women, women, women are smarter, domestic chore, domestic chores, household chore, household chores, simple task, simple tasks, simple instructions, simple instruction, mix colour, beet, beets, colour, colours, colours and whites, monochrome, ruined, ruin, ruins, ruining, mix, mixes, mixed, mixed
Seedy Beachgoer Man
Tags:beach, beaches, beach day, beach days, beachgoer, beachgoers, beach-goer, beach-goers, sun, sunny, bag, bags, bag, bags, chair, chairs, camp chair, camp chairs, camping chair, camping chairs, carry, carries, carrying, umbrella, umbrellas, parisol, parisols, seedy, old, dilapidated, derelict, worn, wearing, ruin, ruined
"He always ruins the pockets of his trousers,"
Tags:pocket, pockets, ruin, ruins, ruining, ruined, trouser, trousers, nag, nags, nagging, nagged, complain, complained, complains, complaining, husband, husbands, wife, wives, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrassed, scythe, scythes, large burden, large burdens, exaggerate, exaggeration, exaggerates, exaggerations, exaggerating, exaggerated, married couple, married couples, marriages, marriage, gathering, social gathering, social gatherings
Flip This Housecoat
Tags:flip a house, flipping a house, flipped a house, flips a house, housecoat, housecoats, thrift flip, thrift flips, thrift flipping, tacky, profit, profits, profited, profiting, flip, flips, flipped, flipping, hideous, ruin, ruined, fashion, fashion fail, fashion designer, upcycle, upcycling, upcycled, fashion designers
"I used to get high on life but I 'kicked'."
Tags:high, get high, getting high, high on life, happy, happiness, clean, kick, kicked, gave up, give up, giving up, addiction, addictions, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholism, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits, sink, sinks, sinking, ruin, ruins, ruined, depress, depressed, depression, substance abuse
"I keep telling him not to hug the tree."
Tags:tree, trees, christmas tree, christmas trees, xmas tree, xmas trees, tree hugger, tree huggers, hug, hugging, hugger, huggers, hugs, hugged, xmas, xmas holiday, xmas holidays, christmas holiday, christmas holidays, ruin, ruins, ruining, ruined, clothes, celebration, celebrations, excited, excites, exciting, excite
"Ha haaa! That's funny. . . I'm ruined."
Triumphal arch ruined.
Tags:arch, arches, triumph, triumphs, triumphant, war, wars, army, armies, march, marches, marching, bomb, bombs, bombing, shell, shells, ruin, ruins, ruined, triumph arch, triumph arches, victory, victories, victorious, flag, flags, soldier, soldiers, win, wins, winning, battle, battles, city, cities, warzone, warzones