Rule Cartoons

"You don't get an office. You get cargo pants."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40012
High Res:
2000x1695 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
office, offices, personal office, workplace, workplaces, cargo pants, cargo trousers, pocket, pockets, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, oppressive, onerous, unfair, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, cost-cutting, cost-cutting measure, cost-cutting measures

"Location, location, location."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC27859
High Res:
2888x2351 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
estate agent, estate agents, real estate, rule, rules, location, locations, home buyer, home buyers, home buying, apartment, apartments, apartment hunt, apartment hunts, flat, flats, letting, lettings, letting officer, letting officers, letting agent, letting agents, pigeon, pigeons, priority, priorities

"Maybe zero tolerance is setting the bar too high."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC43841
High Res:
5588x4261 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
zero tolerance, zero tolerance policy, zero tolerance policies, policy, policies, workforce, workforces, strict, overly strict, fire, fires, firing, firing culture, fired, sack, sacked, sacking, sackings, set the bar too high, setting the bar too high, high bar, high bars, low bar, low bars, rule, rules, rule-follower, rule-followers, discipline, human resources

"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC25060
High Res:
3191x3091 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
word, words, slang, slang term, slang terms, tolerate, tolerates, toleration, awesome, intolerant, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, home, homes, father, fathers, parent, parents, english, proper english, speaker, speakers, speaking, speak properly, speaking properly, slang word, slang words, house rules, house rule, rule, rules, strict

"We shouldn't have expected a banker to play by the rules."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC133699
High Res:
2917x3478 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
financial regulator, financial regulators, financial regulation, financial regulations, banker, bankers, bank, banks, banking, banking sector, duel, duels, fair play, fair-play, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, rule, rules, playing by the rules, rule breaker, rule breakers

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC134902
High Res:
3010x2461 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ball, balls, slobber, slobbery, rules, rule, base-ball, baseball, base ball, baseballers, dog, dogs, fetch, fetching, play, unusual, unexpected, plan, no plan, rules of baseball, home run, home-run, home-runs, base, bases, referee, umpire, referees, umpires

Cab From Hell.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC42573
High Res:
4025x4163 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
transport, transports, cab, cabs, cabbies, taxi, taxis, taximan, driver, drive, sign, signs, warning, warns, rule, rules, new york, new york city, awful, annoying, from hell, difficult, unjust, cheap, order, orders, strict, severe, harsh, authoritarian

"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC39767
High Res:
1401x1769 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, witness, witnesses, defendant, court, court of law, defendants, courts, laws, over the top, ott, exaggerated, annoying, judge, judges, angry, represent yourself, represent myself, defense attorney, prosecutor, ruling, rule, acting, courtroom, courtroom, trial, trials, witness, witnesses, stand, the stand, oath, oaths, legal system

"Mind if I tweak it?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC132590
High Res:
4584x3557 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
moses, ten commandments, god, revisions, tweak, edit, editors, editing, edits, revise, revises, revising, tweaks, tweaking, wisdom, almighty god, god, god the father, tablet, tablets, rule, rules, ruler, rulers, mount sinai, bible story, bible stories, biblical story, biblical law, biblical laws, know better, knows better, knowing better, arrogant, arrogance, pride, mankoff

A knight moves to get married.

Artist:
Schwartz, Benjamin
Search ID:
CC141788
High Res:
3043x2108 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
chess, chess player, chess players, gamer, gamers, gaming, knight, knights, chess piece, chess pieces, rule, rules, movement, walk down the aisle, walking down the aisle, wedding day, wedding days, wedding, weddings, marry, marries, marrying, aisle, aisles

Politeness Tips From the M.T.A.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC27682
High Res:
2200x2071 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
transportation, transporting, travel, travelling, travelled, travels, travel, train, trains, subway, subway line, subway train, subway trains, regulation, regulations, regulatory, rules, rule, ruling, prohibit, prohibited, subway lines, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, manner, manners, polite, politeness, etiquette, urban, urban life, city, city life, metropolitan

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC119996
High Res:
2000x2107 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
box, boxing, boxer, boxing ring, boxers, ring, fight, fighting, ref, referee, rules, referees, odd standard, rule, odd, odd rule, double standard, withheld, limited, limit, boxing rules, rules of boxing, rules for boxers, box, fighter, catch-22, contradiction, contradictions

"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC83509
High Res:
1472x1659 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lent, catholic, catholics, catholicism, fast, fasts, fasting, abstain, abstains, abstaining, friday, fridays, eating meat on friday, hell, devil, lucifer, hades, arbitrary, rule, rules, organized religion, organised religion, afterlife, afterlives, fish, fish on friday, religious laws, religious law, orthodox, rule breakers, rule breaker

"Before we send a man to prison, shouldn't we at least be positive that he's not rich?"

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC141907
High Res:
3088x2556 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
court, trial, trials, defense, defence, law, lawyers, justice, just, defense attorney, barrister, prosecutor, judge, jury, injustice, judging, ruling, rule, legal, legal proceedings, crime, crimes, prison, prisons, jail, rich, upper class, upper-class, bail, inequality, unfair, unfairness, wealth, wealthy, juries, solicitor, lawyer, defendant, defendants, riches

Not An Exit

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC136773
High Res:
3028x2449 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
polite, politeness, etiquette, manners, too far, british, britishness, rules, following the rules, follow the rules, exit, door sign, door signs, sign, signs, signage, obedience, prison, prisons, jail, jails, imprisoned, imprison, prisoner, prisoners, law abiding, law-abiding, rules, rule, formalities, formality, formal

"I pronounce you guilty as charged and wife."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC34630
High Res:
2090x2447 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, married, marrying, marry, marries, combine, efficient, efficiency, budget cuts, crime, criminal, guilty, guilt, suspect, defendant, crimes, judge, judges, rule, ruling, rules, law, laws, sentencing, hearing, hearings, ceremony, husband, wife, husbands, wives, bureaucracy, bureaucrat

"Tough noogies, chief - you forgot to call 'Reserved' when you left your desk."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC30864
High Res:
3221x2850 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business, education, elementary, students, executives, everything he needed to know he learned in elementary school, reserved, personal office, offices, immature, immaturity, desk, desks, personal desk, personal desks, elementary school, elementary schools, rule, rules, finders keepers, juvenile, juvenile game, juvenile games, mankoff

"Please read back that last remark in a more murdery voice."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC139693
High Res:
2946x2544 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
law, lawyer, laws, lawyers, solicitors, defense attorney, prosecutor, defense attorneys, prosecutors, defendant, defendants, trial, trials, judge, jury, rule, ruling, rules, juries, judges, evidence, witness, witnesses, prosecution, defense, solicitor, statement, oath, under oath, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, homicide, homicides, homicidal, sentencing, sentence, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals

"When we circle the wagons, you don't have to keep signalling."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC143088
High Res:
3291x3501 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wagon, wagons, circle, circle the wagons, signal, signalling, indicate, indicating, trail, trails, oregon trail, frontier, defend, defence, defense, indicates, circle the wagon, turn, turning, traffic, drive, driving, drives, pioneer, pioneers, rule, rules, rule abider, stickler, turned, west, wild west, westward expansion, american west, us history, american history

"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC141310
High Res:
3088x2682 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
approval, request, requests, office, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporation, corporations, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, faceless bureaucracy, faceless bureaucracies, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, process, processes, approval process, approval processes, pend, pends, pending, wait, waits, waiting, regulation, regulations, rule, rules, health and safety

"To be frank, officer, my parents never set boundaries."

Artist:
Suits, Julia
Search ID:
CC124246
High Res:
4616x3778 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
traffic stop, traffic stops, pull over, pulled over, traffic cop, traffic cops, cop, cops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, law, laws, rule, rules, rules of the road, boundary, boundaries, parent, parents, parenting, childhood, child, children, kid, kids, bad parents, bad parenting, breaking the rules, no rules, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, excuse, excuses

"Damn-you're right. It is 'I' before 'E'."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC124394
High Res:
3695x2975 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
graffiti, graffiti artist, graffiti artists, tag, tags, tagging, tagger, taggers, artist, artists, spray paint, spray paints, spray can, spray cans, spraying, paint, paints, painting, spelling error, spelling errors, spelling mistake, spelling mistakes, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, grammar, grammar rules, grammar rules, spelling rule, spelling rules, rule, rules, spelling, english, english language, urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, modern life, sign, signs, art, doodle, doodles, i before e, too late, kids, kid, teen, teens, teenagers, teenager, youth, young people

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC120132
High Res:
4500x2779 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
modern, modern life, upstream, swimming upstream, swimming, swim, swims, against the current, current, up stream, up-stream, raised, raised in the wild, in the wild, raised by animals, social cue, social cues, social mores, salmon, river, upriver, up river, businessmen, businessman, commute, commuter, commuting, commuters, subway, subways, underground, metro, train, trains, idiot, idiotic, escalator, escalator etiquette, manners, manner, etiquette, rule, rules, unwritten rules

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

Artist:
Hafeez, Kaamran
Search ID:
BA500431
High Res:
1500x1127 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
history, historical, ancient, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, scribe, scribes, hieroglyph, hieroglyphs, hieroglyphics, symbol, symbols, character, characters, letter, letters, carving, writing, grammar, vowel, vowels, rule, rules, i before e, language, wordplay, word play

A group of business people stand outside smoking and drinking.

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC44017
High Res:
2080x1613 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
smoke, smokes, smoking, smoking section, smoking sections, smoker, smokers, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, regulation, regulations, rule, rules, rulebreaker, rule breaker, rule breakers, rebel, rebels, nanny state, nanny states, cigarette, cigarettes, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, separate, separates, separating, separate area, separate areas, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, secondhand smoke