"And now may I bite your neck?"
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college, colleges, current events, current event, consent, consenting, consents, consensual, consensually, safe, safety, dracula, vamp, vampire, vampires, count dracula, dating, date, dates, law, laws, rule, rules, legislation, myth, mythological creatures, seek consent, seeking consent, protect, protective, protection, protective measures, extensive, extensively, asking, ask, asks, communicate, communication, communicated, communicating, bite, biting, bites, fang, fangs"Location, location, location."
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estate agent, estate agents, real estate, rule, rules, location, locations, home buyer, home buyers, home buying, apartment, apartments, apartment hunt, apartment hunts, flat, flats, letting, lettings, letting officer, letting officers, letting agent, letting agents, pigeon, pigeons, priority, priorities"Maybe zero tolerance is setting the bar too high."
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zero tolerance, zero tolerance policy, zero tolerance policies, policy, policies, workforce, workforces, strict, overly strict, fire, fires, firing, firing culture, fired, sack, sacked, sacking, sackings, set the bar too high, setting the bar too high, high bar, high bars, low bar, low bars, rule, rules, rule-follower, rule-followers, discipline, human resourcesHeidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.
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horse, horses, horse lover, horse lovers, horse owner, horse owners, horse rider, horse riders, dressage, horse riding, horse ride, horse rides, riding, ride, rides, equestrian, equestrian sport, equestrian sports, rules, rule, archane rules, silly rules, old-fashioned rules, archane, old-fashioned, judge, judging, competition, competitions, sandwich, sandwiches, sherry, weird rules, weird rule, formal riding attire, formal attire"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."
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word, words, slang, slang term, slang terms, tolerate, tolerates, toleration, awesome, intolerant, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, home, homes, father, fathers, parent, parents, english, proper english, speaker, speakers, speaking, speak properly, speaking properly, slang word, slang words, house rules, house rule, rule, rules, strictThe Death Penalty Box
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sport, sports, hockey, ice hockey, player, players, athlete, athletes, penalty, penalties, penalty box, penalty boxes, ref, refs, referee, referees, official, officials, death, harsh, death penalty, execution, executions, capital punishment, punishments, rule, rules, electric chair, electric chairs, word play, wordplay, black humor, black humour, dark humour, dark humor, sportsmanship, breaking the rulesMan and his little dog stand outside the entrance to a shop readings a sign that says "No little yappy dogs".
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, little dog, little dogs, little, tiny, yappy, bark, barking, noisy, purse dog, purse dogs, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, retail, shop, shops, store, stores, front window, front windows, entrance, entrances, front door, front doors, sign, signs, signage, exclusion, excluded, excluding, ban, bans, banned, forbid, forbidden, prohibit, prohibition, not allowed, rule, rules, annoying, modern life"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"
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attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, witness, witnesses, defendant, court, court of law, defendants, courts, laws, over the top, ott, exaggerated, annoying, judge, judges, angry, represent yourself, represent myself, defense attorney, prosecutor, ruling, rule, acting, courtroom, courtroom, trial, trials, witness, witnesses, stand, the stand, oath, oaths, legal system"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."
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fashions, necklace, necklaces, collar, collars, diamond collar, diamond collars, leash, leashes, lead, leads, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, gender politics, gender relations, power imbalance, off the leash, rule, rules, having fun, freedom, relaxing, relaxation, relaxations, relaxed, relax, relaxes, fashion sense, party, parties"It's from young Joe. He's in hot water with someone named Joycelyn Elders."
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surgeon general, surgeons general, smoke, smokes, smoking, cigarette ad, cigarette ads, cigarette advertisement, cigarette advertisements, regulation, regulations, regulated, regulating, ad campaign, ad campaigns, tobacco, tobacco company, tobacco companies, big tobacco, market to children, marketing to children, jocelyn elders, rule, rules, addictive, addiction, smoker, smokers, teen, teens, teenager"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."
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clone, clones, child, children, role model, role models, bad role model, bad role models, cloning, human clone, human clones, roseanne, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, bad example, bad examples, watching tv, rule, rules, compromise, compromises, compromising, taste, tastes, generation gap, generation gaps"Tough noogies, chief - you forgot to call 'Reserved' when you left your desk."
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business, education, elementary, students, executives, everything he needed to know he learned in elementary school, reserved, personal office, offices, immature, immaturity, desk, desks, personal desk, personal desks, elementary school, elementary schools, rule, rules, finders keepers, juvenile, juvenile game, juvenile games, mankoff"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
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lent, catholic, catholics, catholicism, fast, fasts, fasting, abstain, abstains, abstaining, friday, fridays, eating meat on friday, hell, devil, lucifer, hades, arbitrary, rule, rules, organized religion, organised religion, afterlife, afterlives, fish, fish on friday, religious laws, religious law, orthodox, rule breakers, rule breaker"Please read back that last remark in a more murdery voice."
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law, lawyer, laws, lawyers, solicitors, defense attorney, prosecutor, defense attorneys, prosecutors, defendant, defendants, trial, trials, judge, jury, rule, ruling, rules, juries, judges, evidence, witness, witnesses, prosecution, defense, solicitor, statement, oath, under oath, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, homicide, homicides, homicidal, sentencing, sentence, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals"Uh, hello? My eyes are over here."
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art, artistic, artist, artists, modern, modernism, modernist, date, dates, absurd, surreal, surrealism, proportion, rule, rules, cubist, cubism, cubist art, art history, history of art, art theory, eye, eyes, creep, creeping, dinner, dinners, coffee, coffees, out, french, france, historical, history, picasso, inspire, inspired, eyes, position, positioning, where, braque, classical art, classic, classics"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."
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approval, request, requests, office, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporation, corporations, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, faceless bureaucracy, faceless bureaucracies, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, process, processes, approval process, approval processes, pend, pends, pending, wait, waits, waiting, regulation, regulations, rule, rules, health and safety"In accordance with the by-laws of this corporation, you get all the milk you want but only two cookies each."
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milk, cookies, milk and cookies, board room, board rooms, board meeting, board meetings, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, executive, executives, c-suite, c suite, corporate culture, corporation, corporations, by-law, by-laws, rules, rule, regulation, regulations, business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, exec, greed, greedy, greediness, adults, adulthood