Ruler Cartoons

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

"Now you're getting the hang of it!"

"Even a small kingdom, Your Highness, can make effective use of modern management techniques."

"He died young."

"The United States wants you to become a democracy."

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"

"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."

"The latest poll shows your approval rating holding steady at a hundred per cent."

"You have no new messages."

"Aaah . . . The smell of fresh-mown employees."

"I can't solve your problem. I am the problem."

"I wish you'd do something about the moat."

"Owning to an unforeseen dip in the fiefdom's population, we regret that we must once again raise taxes."

"Nevermore."

"I'm concerned about my legacy - kill the historians."

"Around here his word is law."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."

"Rough day?"

"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."