King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"
Tags:
king, kings, royal, royalty, royals, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, kingdom, kingdoms, empire, empires, land, lands, property, properties, claim, claims, land claim, land claims, property claim, property claims, map, maps, geography, government, governments, border, borders, real estate, land survey, land surveys, title, titles, mine, theirs, vanity, vain, ego, possessive, possession, possessions, jealous, jealousy, greed, greedy"Now you're getting the hang of it!"
Tags:
king, kings, royalty, royalties, royals, royal, royal family, monarch, monarchy, monarchs, ruler, rulers, power, powerful, patriarchy, patriarchies, paternal, father, fathers, prince, princes, ruler, rulers, oppression, oppressed, oppressor, oppressors, train, training, protege, proteges, corrupt, corruption, corrupt leaders, corrupt leader, corrupt leadership, feudalism, feudalist, nobility, noble, nobles, serf, serfs, peasants, peasant, serfdom, peasantry, fear, fearful, afraid, subjugate, subjugation, oppressiveness, tyranny, tyrannical, tyrant, tyrants, class divide, class divides, upperclass, upper-classes, upper-class, upstairs downstairs, servant, servants"Even a small kingdom, Your Highness, can make effective use of modern management techniques."
Tags:
king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, kingdom, kingdoms, government, governments, governing, managing, manager, managers, management, modern management, technique, techniques, advice, advising, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers"He died young."
Tags:
history, historical, egypt, ancient, ancient egypt, egyptian, pyramids, giza, pyramid, tomb, tombs, grave, graves, death, dead, young, youth, died young, age, ages, child, children, kid, kids, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, small, tiny, mini, tourist, tourists, tourism, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists"The United States wants you to become a democracy."
Tags:
democracy, democracies, tyrant, tyrants, tyranny, tyrannies, foreign relations, foreign policy, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, kingship, u.s. politics, ruler, rulers, dictatorship, dictatorships, spread of democracy, democrat, democrats, american politics"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."
Tags:
king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, kid, kids, child, children, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations, talking with kids, talking with children, humor, humour, joke, jokes, joking, le roi s'amuse, victor hugo, word play, wordplayKing Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
Tags:
history, historical, medieval, myth, myths, legend, legends, literature, book, books, king arthur, camelot, round table, round tables, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politician, politicians, government, governments, politics, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, modern life"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"
Tags:
fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the emperor's new clothes, hans christian andersen, emperor, emperors, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, plate, plates, dish, dishes, empty, invisible, new, cuisine, word play, wordplay"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."
Tags:
king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, chair, chairs, throne, thrones, royal throne, royal thrones, ergonomic, office chair, office chairs, desk chair, desk chairs, back support, lumbar support, health, spine, spine health, back health, posture, postures, good posture, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, medieval, chiropractor, chiropractors, orthopaedic, osteopath, osteopaths, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, comfort, comfortable"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."
Tags:
king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, revolt, revolts, rebellion, rebellions, rebelling, revolution, revolutions, revolting, riot, riots, rioting, mob, mobs, angry mob, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, perceived, perception, perceptions, elite, elitist, class, social status, unpopular, snob, snobs, snobbish, pompous, aristocracy, aristocrat, aristocrats, noble, nobles, out of touch"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."
Tags:
bureaucracy, bureaucrat, government, policy, policies, administration, king, kings, royal, royalty, royals, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, sign, signing, signature, signatures, paperwork, document, documents, form, forms, history, historical, medieval, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licence, license, licence, driver, driving, identification, identity, identity check, id, i.d., credit card, official, autograph, id check, your id please, modern life"The latest poll shows your approval rating holding steady at a hundred per cent."
"Aaah . . . The smell of fresh-mown employees."
Tags:
taskmaster, taskmasters, boss, bosses, executive, executives, manager, managers, office manager, office managers, throw your weight around, throwing your weight around, corporate ladder, corporate hierarchy, hierarchy, hierarchies, morning, mornings, start off the day, starting off the day, iron fist, ruler, rulers, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, refresh, refreshes, refreshing, invigorate, invigorates, invigorating"I can't solve your problem. I am the problem."
Tags:
king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, petitioner, petitioners, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, commoner, commoners, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, problem, problems, solve, solution, solutions"I wish you'd do something about the moat."
Tags:
king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, queen, queens, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, moat, moats, pollution, water pollution, litter, trash, rubbish, garbage, junk, floating, clutter, mess, messy, cluttered, clean up, clean-up, housework, chore, chores, cleaning, yard work, yardwork"Owning to an unforeseen dip in the fiefdom's population, we regret that we must once again raise taxes."
Tags:
politics, government, government, tax, taxes, money, raising taxes, high taxes, population, depopulation, unforeseen, unpredictable, fiefdom, fiefdoms, fief, fiefs, serfdom, serf, serfs, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, feudalism, medieval, history, historical, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royalty, royal, decree, decrees, messenger, messengers, town crier, town criers, announcement, announcements, poor, poverty, overtaxation, taxation, unfair"I'm concerned about my legacy - kill the historians."
Tags:
king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, historian, historians, legacy, legacies, kill, dictator, dictators, autocrat, autocrats, autocracy, bad sign, erasing history, free speech, freedom of speech, journalism, freedom of the press, free press"Nevermore."
Tags:
edgar allen poe, literature, books, books, poetry, poem, poems, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, sing a song of sixpence, king, kings, q, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, pie, pies, eating, animal, animals, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, talking bird, talking birds, nevermore, raven, ravens, blackbird, blackbirds, crow, crows, shocked, surprised, shock, surprise, history, historical"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"
Tags:
king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, history, historical, medieval, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, couples therapy, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, mental health, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, king henry viii, decapitation, execution, tudorArtist's Equipment Comes To Life
Tags:
anthro, anthromoprhic, anthromorphise, anthromorphisis, personify, personified, personification, cartoonist, cartoonists, tools, tool, artist's tools, artist, artists, artistry, drawing, draws, drawings, draw, sketch, sketches, sketching, draughtsmanship, draftsmanship, art, arts, pen, pens, ink, inks, inking, inked, pencil, pencilled, pencils, white out, white-out, eraser, erasers, erased, rubber, rubbers, markers, brush pen, brush pens, brush-pen, brush-pens, nib pen, nib, nibs, brush, brushes, brushing, notebook, notes, notebooks, sketchpad, sketch pad, sketch pad, market, marketing, marketting, advertising, advertise, advertises, advertisement, protractor, protractors, compass, compasses, ruler, rulers"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
Tags:
king, kings, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, royalty, royal, king arthur, arthur, merlin, arthurian, arthurian legend, arthurian legends, camelot, literature, history, medieval, science, scientific, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, magic, magician, magicians, wizard, wizards, wise, intelligent, advise, advice, pseudo, spurious, pretend"Rough day?"
Tags:
king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, head, heads, headless, decapitation, decapitations, decapitated, executed, execution, executions, capital punishment, history, historical, rough day, tough day, bad day, hard work, rebellion, rebellions, revolution, revolutions, coming home, returning home, work, job, jobs, career, careers, medieval, business, briefcase, briefcases, businessman, businessmen, hard day, long day, office, offices, office work, office life"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
Tags:
king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, public service, public sector, private sector, business, business sector, money, execution, executions, capital punishment, decapitation, decapitations, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, corporate, problem, problems, chop off, chopping off, head, heads, punishments, obstacle, obstacles, courtier, courtiers, pros, cons, advantages, disadvantages