"Granted, actual music is a no-no, but where do we stand on air guitar?"
"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."
Tags:judge, judges, court, courtrooms, courtroom, law, laws, crimes, criminals, criminal, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, defense, defence, defense attorney, prosecutor, solicitor, barrister, trial lawyer, defense attorneys, judging, ruling, rules, indignant, individual, individuals, character, characters, trial lawyers, defendant, defendants, guilty, not guilty, guilt, jury, honor, juries, weak defense
"And now may I bite your neck?"
Tags:college, colleges, current events, current event, consent, consenting, consents, consensual, consensually, safe, safety, dracula, vamp, vampire, vampires, count dracula, dating, date, dates, law, laws, rule, rules, legislation, myth, mythological creatures, seek consent, seeking consent, protect, protective, protection, protective measures, extensive, extensively, asking, ask, asks, communicate, communication, communicated, communicating, bite, biting, bites, fang, fangs
"You don't get an office. You get cargo pants."
"Location, location, location."
Tags:estate agent, estate agents, real estate, rule, rules, location, locations, home buyer, home buyers, home buying, apartment, apartments, apartment hunt, apartment hunts, flat, flats, letting, lettings, letting officer, letting officers, letting agent, letting agents, pigeon, pigeons, priority, priorities
"Maybe zero tolerance is setting the bar too high."
Tags:zero tolerance, zero tolerance policy, zero tolerance policies, policy, policies, workforce, workforces, strict, overly strict, fire, fires, firing, firing culture, fired, sack, sacked, sacking, sackings, set the bar too high, setting the bar too high, high bar, high bars, low bar, low bars, rule, rules, rule-follower, rule-followers, discipline, human resources
"That means you, pal!"
Tags:bus, buses, taking the bus, riding the bus, bus driver, bus drivers, driver, drivers, trumpet, trumpets, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, musician, musicians, sign, signs, rules, rules, regulation, regulations, restriction, restrictions, ban, banned, music, no music, public transportation, passenger, passengers, rider, riders, customer, customers, bus company, bus companies, commuting, commute, commuter, commuters, silent, silence
Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.
Tags:horse, horses, horse lover, horse lovers, horse owner, horse owners, horse rider, horse riders, dressage, horse riding, horse ride, horse rides, riding, ride, rides, equestrian, equestrian sport, equestrian sports, rules, rule, archane rules, silly rules, old-fashioned rules, archane, old-fashioned, judge, judging, competition, competitions, sandwich, sandwiches, sherry, weird rules, weird rule, formal riding attire, formal attire
"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."
Tags:word, words, slang, slang term, slang terms, tolerate, tolerates, toleration, awesome, intolerant, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, home, homes, father, fathers, parent, parents, english, proper english, speaker, speakers, speaking, speak properly, speaking properly, slang word, slang words, house rules, house rule, rule, rules, strict
The Death Penalty Box
Tags:sport, sports, hockey, ice hockey, player, players, athlete, athletes, penalty, penalties, penalty box, penalty boxes, ref, refs, referee, referees, official, officials, death, harsh, death penalty, execution, executions, capital punishment, punishments, rule, rules, electric chair, electric chairs, word play, wordplay, black humor, black humour, dark humour, dark humor, sportsmanship, breaking the rules
"Around here his word is law."
"We shouldn't have expected a banker to play by the rules."
The School Of Hard Knocks
Tags:teaching, teach, school of hard knocks, teacher, teachers, school, schools, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, schoolhouse, lecture, lectures, sucker, suckers, nice guys finish last, rules, regulations, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, educate, educator, educators, education, lesson, lessons, learn, learning, blackboard, blackboards, whiteboard, whiteboards, chalkboard, chalkboards
"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."
Man and his little dog stand outside the entrance to a shop readings a sign that says "No little yappy dogs".
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, little dog, little dogs, little, tiny, yappy, bark, barking, noisy, purse dog, purse dogs, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, retail, shop, shops, store, stores, front window, front windows, entrance, entrances, front door, front doors, sign, signs, signage, exclusion, excluded, excluding, ban, bans, banned, forbid, forbidden, prohibit, prohibition, not allowed, rule, rules, annoying, modern life
"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."
Tags:police officer, police officers, security, security officer, security officers, park warden, park wardens, park controller, park controllers, rules, park rules, regulations, law, order, fines, fine, fee, fees, criminal, criminals, breaking the law, rebel, rebels, alcohol, alcoholic beverage, alcoholic beverages
Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
Tags:bumper cars, bumper car, bumper-car, bumper-cars, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fair, fairs, attraction, attractions, fairground, fairgrounds, kid, kids, child, children, traffic, traffic cop, traffic cops, officer, officers, police, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, police bike, police bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycle, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, safety, law, laws, rules
Cab From Hell.
"I pronounce you guilty as charged and wife."
"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."
Tags:fashions, necklace, necklaces, collar, collars, diamond collar, diamond collars, leash, leashes, lead, leads, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, gender politics, gender relations, power imbalance, off the leash, rule, rules, having fun, freedom, relaxing, relaxation, relaxations, relaxed, relax, relaxes, fashion sense, party, parties
"It's from young Joe. He's in hot water with someone named Joycelyn Elders."
Tags:surgeon general, surgeons general, smoke, smokes, smoking, cigarette ad, cigarette ads, cigarette advertisement, cigarette advertisements, regulation, regulations, regulated, regulating, ad campaign, ad campaigns, tobacco, tobacco company, tobacco companies, big tobacco, market to children, marketing to children, jocelyn elders, rule, rules, addictive, addiction, smoker, smokers, teen, teens, teenager
"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."
Tags:clone, clones, child, children, role model, role models, bad role model, bad role models, cloning, human clone, human clones, roseanne, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, bad example, bad examples, watch tv, watching tv, rule, rules, compromise, compromises, compromising, taste, tastes, generation gap, generation gaps
"Women kiss women good night. Men kiss women good night. But men do not kiss men good night – especially in Armonk."
Tags:social mores, social faux pas, faux pas, social conventions, conventions, social norms, norms, rules, unwritten rules, greetings, goodbyes, armock, conservative neighbourhoods, conservative neighborhoods, gender norms, social expectations, gender expectations, dinner party, dinner parties, middle class, middle class america
"Tough noogies, chief - you forgot to call 'Reserved' when you left your desk."
Tags:business, education, elementary, students, executives, everything he needed to know he learned in elementary school, reserved, personal office, offices, immature, immaturity, desk, desks, personal desk, personal desks, elementary school, elementary schools, rule, rules, finders keepers, juvenile, juvenile game, juvenile games, mankoff
"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
Tags:lent, catholic, catholics, catholicism, fast, fasts, fasting, abstain, abstains, abstaining, friday, fridays, eating meat on friday, hell, devil, lucifer, hades, arbitrary, rule, rules, organized religion, organised religion, afterlife, afterlives, fish, fish on friday, religious laws, religious law, orthodox, rule breakers, rule breaker