"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."
"And the crowd roars."
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"Oh, hang on a sec - he's just coming in."
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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."
"I may run, but first I want to toy with the electorate for a while."
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School Trip To The Beach
Tags:washed up, washed, ship, shipwreck, ship wreck, shipwrecked, ship wrecked, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, sea side, kid, kids, child, bus crash, castaway, castaways, schoolbus, school bus, crash, absurd, absurdity, play, playing, free, freedom, freely, run, running, school trip, school trips, travel, travelled, travels, tourists, tourist, tourism
"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."
Tags:sandpiper, sandpipers, sand piper, sand pipers, run, runs, running, running, hectic, lifestyle, lifestyles, slow down, slowing down, rush, rushes, rushing, rush around, rushing around, hurry, hurries, hurrying, active, activity, active lifestyle, active lifestyles, slow, slows, slowing, mental health
"No, thanks. I'm in training."
Tags:tortoise, tortoises, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, fable, fables, tortoise and the hare, the tortoise and the hare, run, runs, running, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, marathoner, marathoners, train, trains, training, abstain, abstains, abstaining, healthy eater, healthy eaters, healthy eating, teetotal, teetotaller, teetotallers, teetotaler, teetotalers
Hare reading a book while the tortoise races past
Tags:aesop, aesop's fables, fable, fables, tortoise and the hare, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, book, books, story, stories, character, characters, rest, resting, tree, trees, race, races, racing, read, reading, sport, sports, run, running, runner, runners, writer, writers, author, authors, literature, word play, wordplay, book title, book titles, appropriate book title, appropriate book titles, title, titles, animal, animals
A number of runners run through police tape.
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"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."
Tags:grocery store, grocery stores, grocer, grocers, supermarket, supermarkets, running, runners, runner, run, ran, jog, jogging, jogger, joggers, exercise, exercised, exercising, beach, beaches, beach bum, beach running, barefoot running, sand, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
"Have a nice Administration!"
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, administration, bill, clinton, dining, fast food, fast foods, food, foods, celebrity, celebrities, celeb, celebs, to go, takeaway, takeout, running, runner, runners, run, jog, jogger, joggers, jogging, bodyguard, bodyguards
A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.
Tags:treadmill, treadmills, exercise, exercises, exercising, home gym, home gyms, gym, gyms, exercise equipment, hot coal, hot coals, burn, burns, burning, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating, burned, burnt, move, moves, moving, unmotivated, motivation technique, motivation techniques, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, run, runs, running, walk, walks, walking, jog, jogs, jogging
"Want to bitch for one more lap?"
Tags:complain, complains, complaining, bitch, bitches, bitch session, bitch sessions, moans, moaning, gossip, gossips, gossiping, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, jogger, joggers, jogging, daily run, daily runs, run, runs, runner, runners, fitness, physical fitness, complaint, complaints, broken record, broken records, whine, whines, whining, whinge, whinges, whinging, catch up, catches up, catching up, sewing circle, sewing circles
"Run for your lives! The Lord of the Dance is coming."
"It's improv night."
"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, copy, copying, copycat, copycats, copies, copied, steal, stole, stolen, steals, animal, animals, behaviour, behaviours, accuse, accusing, accuses, run, running, mimic, imitate, mimics, immitates, emulate, emulates, emulating, follow, following, follows, plagiarism, plagiarist, plagiarists, intellectual property
"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
Tags:resistance training, strength, strength training, run, runs, running, exercise, exercises, exercise regimen, exercise regimens, ball and chain, balls and chains, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison yard, prison yards, weight training, glass half full, silver lining, silver linings, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, beach body, swimwear, problem area, problem areas, good body, good bodies, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, butt, buns, thigh, thighs, thigh gap, beauty standard, beauty standards
Early Exercise Machines
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym goes, fit, fitness, fit people, fit person, exercise, exercising, exercise machine, exercise machines, health, healthy, healthy living, health fad, health fads, invention, inventions, treadmill, treadmills, stationary bike, stationary bikes, stationary bicycle, stationary bicycles, punch bag, punch bags, box, boxer, boxers, boxing, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, run, running, runner, runners, primitive, basic
"It's right about here that my socks fall down."
Tags:exercise, working out, work out, workout, workouts, work outs, exercising, exercised, fit, fitness, getting fit, in shape, getting in shape, jog, jogger, joggers, jogging, run, runner, runners, running, walk, walker, walkers, walking, friend, friends, gym, gym buddy, gyms, cardio, sock, socks, footwear
A baby in a stroller cracks at whip as his father runs through Central Park.
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"Thanks, but what I really need is some bigger shorts."
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"You can hide, but you can't run."
"Harmon was shaving and his stomach fell into the sink."
Tags:weight loss, treadmill, treadmills, motivation, motivations, motivated, gut, guts, stomach, stomachs, softening middle, middle section, weight gain, gaining weight, exercise, exercising, exercises, run, runs, running, runner, runners, jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, middle age, middle aged, pot belly, pot bellies, belly, bellies, overweight, fat, fatness