Lost Dog. Reward: Millions and Millions
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"Up gets you nowhere."
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"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"
Tags:argue, arguing, argument, run away, running away, run-away, annoyed, annoy, angry, angered, youth, southern, southerner, south, shotgun, shotguns, pickup, truck, trucks, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, mid-life, marriage, married, tired, fed up, youthful, reminisce, nostalgia, nostalgic, fed-up, done, had enough, road trip, roadtrip, road trips
"I thought you said it wouldn't need much attention."
Tags:plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants, cactus, cacti, cactuses, green fingers, green thumb, brown thumb, brown fingers, garderner, gardeners, plant lover, plant lovers, low-maintenance, low-maintenance plant, low-maintenance plants, walking plants, walking plant, carnivorous plant, carnivorous plants, man-eating plant, man-eating plants, fleeing, flee, run away, disaster, gardening disaster, houseplant disaster, triffid, triffids, day of the triffids
"But, Father, is running away ever answer?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, run away, running away, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, rocket, rockets, space rocket, space rockets, escape, escaping, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."
Tags:dish, spoon, talk show, talk shows, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, dishes, spoons, hey diddle diddle, work together, works together, working together, cliche, cliches, celebrity couple, celebrity couples, couple, couples, ran away, run away, actor, actors, acting, movie star, movie stars, late night talk show, late night talk shows
"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."
Tags:executive, executives, business, businessmen, businessman, businesses, office, offices, corporate, corporations, corporation, work, workers, working, working world, market, marketing, markets, profit, profit boost, profits, profitable, profitability, train, training, trained, trainer, genius, geniuses, resume, resumes, ego, egotist, egotistical, failure, failed, failures, recoup, recouping, trust, trusting, trustworthy, reliable, rely, relying, running away, run away, runaway
"Quick! Follow that dish and spoon!"
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The Sterlings Disapprove
Tags:sterling, sterling silver, dish, dishes, spoon, spoons, elope, elopes, eloping, run away, ran away, mother goose, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, hey diddle diddle, nonsense, controlling, parent, parents, racism, traditional, class difference, class differences, concern, concerns, concerned, concerned parents, approval, parent, parents, parental, disapprove, disapproves, disapproving, snob, snobs, snobbery, secret marriage, secret marriages
"You can hide, but you can't run."
"She'll be back."
Tags:pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulting, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, return, returns, returning, run away, runs away, running away, retreat, retreats, retreating, fall out, falls out, falling out, athlete, athletes, track and field, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, child rearing, mother, mothers, daughter, daughters
Refugees Fleeing Ethnic Roasting Somewhere Along Rt. 67, Connecticut
"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."
"He has no distinguishing features,really, but you can't miss him."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, collar, collars, leash, leashes, lead, leads, escaped, run away, lost, lost dog, lost dogs, missing dog, missing dogs, can't miss, distinguishing feature, distinguishing features, oversized, huge, large, big, feature, features, lost pet, lost pets, lost animal, lost animals, search, searching, look, looking, dog walking, walking the dog, walkies
A cop chases a robber on a moving walkway.
Tags:moving walkway, moving walkways, moving sidewalk, moving sidewalks, autowalk, autowalks, travelator, travelators, chase, chases, foot chase, foot chases, pursue, pursues, pursuing, robber, robbers, criminal, criminals, lazy, laziness, run away, runs away, running away, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, airport, airports, police officer, police officers, law enforcement
Officer Worker Evolution
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, darwinism, charles darwin, on the origin of species, darwin, primordial soup, the origin of life, devolution, escape, escaping, run away, running away, modern life
"The dog's left us!"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bowl, bowls, runaway, runaways, run away, leave, leaving left, goodbye letter, goodbye letters, good-bye letter, good-bye letters, note, notes, letter, letters, goodbye note, goodbye notes, good-bye note, good-bye notes
"Don't play hide-and-seek with me, Beverly! Because I always win!"
The Annual Running of the Cabs
Tags:cab, cabs, cabby, cabbies, bad driver, bad drivers, running of the bulls, pamplona, spain, spanish, taxi, taxis, taxi driver, taxi drivers, modern life, modern times, unsafe, safety, run away, runs away, running away, risk life, risking lives, run, runs, running, runner, runners, flee, flees, fleeing, tradition, traditions
"If Trump becomes President, I don't care how high he builds that wall - I'm going over it."
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"Every once in a while, it's fun to let one go, just to see what happens."
"He would have disappeared long ago had I not had the foresight when we first married to have a tracking device implanted in his left buttock."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, husband vs. wife, disappear, disappeared, tracking, tracking device, tracking devices, gps, locating device, locating devices, tracker, trackers, buttock, buttocks, technology, implant, implants, implanted, foresight, insecurity, insecure, worried, anxious, uncertain, run away, escape, pet, pets, stay together
"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."
Tags:circus, circus trick, europe, european, europeans, bourgeoisie, tacky, trashy, entertainer, entertainers, runaway, run-away, run away, kid, kids, child, culture clash, culture, cultures, international, international culture, regions, regional, carnie, carnies, young, youth, youthful, dream, dreams
"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."