Lost Dog. Reward: Millions and Millions
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, lost dog, lost dogs, missing dog, missing dogs, missing dog poster, missing dog posters, leaving home, storming out, revenge, getting revenge, bitterness, resentfulness, run away, running away, run away, run aways, runaway, runaways
"They should never have allowed us to be free-range."
Tags:chicken, chickens, free range chicken, free range chickens, free-range chicken, free-rang chickens, animal rights, escape, escaping, wander off, wandering off, farm animal, farm animals, chicken farm, chicken farms, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, antarctica, the antarctic, runaway, runaways, running away
"I'm running away to join the Cirque du Soleil."
"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."
Tags:executive, executives, business, businessmen, businessman, businesses, office, offices, corporate, corporations, corporation, work, workers, working, working world, market, marketing, markets, profit, profit boost, profits, profitable, profitability, train, training, trained, trainer, genius, geniuses, resume, resumes, ego, egotist, egotistical, failure, failed, failures, recoup, recouping, trust, trusting, trustworthy, reliable, rely, relying, running away, run away, runaway
"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"
"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."
"The dog's left us!"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bowl, bowls, runaway, runaways, run away, leave, leaving left, goodbye letter, goodbye letters, good-bye letter, good-bye letters, note, notes, letter, letters, goodbye note, goodbye notes, good-bye note, good-bye notes
Unorthodox High Speed Chase
"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"
Tags:court, courts, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial in absentia, tried in absentia, trial, trials, legal trial, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecutor, prosecutors, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeeps, waiter, waiters, server, servers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, bar, bars, resort, resorts, seaside resort, seaside resorts, beach, beaches, avoid, avoidance, avoiding, running away, fugitive, fugitives, runaway, escape, escapee, escaped, white collar crime, white collar criminal
Gingerbread man escaping.
Tags:gingerbread man, gingerbread men, the gingerbread man, doorman, doormen, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, calling a taxi, calling a cab, escape, escapes, escaping, runaway, runaways, running away, childrens story, children's story, childrens stories, children's stories, door man, door men
"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."
Tags:circus, circus trick, europe, european, europeans, bourgeoisie, tacky, trashy, entertainer, entertainers, runaway, run-away, run away, kid, kids, child, culture clash, culture, cultures, international, international culture, regions, regional, carnie, carnies, young, youth, youthful, dream, dreams
"I'm taking me voucher and going to circus school."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, circus, circuses, joining the circus, runaway, runaways, running away, voucher, vouchers, book voucher, book vouchers, school, school days, pocket money, perspective, rebels, rebelling, rebellion, rebellions
"Lead, follow or... Hey, come back!"
Lost Dog "Sparky". Reward: Millions and Millions
"Well, I had a lovely evening, but now I've got to hurry up ahead and try to lose you on a side street."
Tags:dating, date, dinner date, formal date, first date, bad date, breakup, break up, broken up, broke up, dislike, mismatch, unmatched, uninterested, online dating, blind date, set up, run away, runaway, ditched, stood up, perfect match, singles, single, white lie, white lies, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, blind date, blind dates, nightmare, nightmares, rejection, rejections, harsh, rejecting, reject, rejects
"Daddy, I want to come home."
Tags:hey diddle diddle, the dish and the spoon, dish and spoon, couple, couples, young couple, young couples, elope, elopement, runaway, runaways, break up, break ups, split up, split ups, break-up, break-ups, split-up, split-ups, abandoned, abandon, hitchhike, hitchhiker, hitchhikers, hitchhiking, failed relationship, failed relationship, run off, let down, let-downs, disappointment, failure
Lost And Found
Tags:dog, dogs, leash, leashes, owner, owners, bad owner, pet owner, pet care, care, caring, cares, ownership, love, loving, lost, lost dog, missing, missing pet, missing dog, run away, runaway, run-away, leash, off-leash, off leash, recall, recalled, women, woman, chase, chased, run away from home, ran away from home
"Why don't you just stay and work on being a better fish?"