Lost Dog. Reward: Millions and Millions
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, lost dog, lost dogs, missing dog, missing dogs, missing dog poster, missing dog posters, leaving home, storming out, revenge, getting revenge, bitterness, resentfulness, run away, running away, run away, run aways, runaway, runaways
"Up gets you nowhere."
Tags:desert, deserts, lost, crawl, crawls, crawling, survive, survives, survival, surviving, escape, escapes, escaping, run away, runs away, running away, supernatural, overheat, overheats, overheating, flee, flees, flees, fleeing, supernatural, fly, flies, flying, magical realism, help, seek help, seeks help, seeking help
"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"
Tags:argue, arguing, argument, run away, running away, run-away, annoyed, annoy, angry, angered, youth, southern, southerner, south, shotgun, shotguns, pickup, truck, trucks, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, mid-life, marriage, married, tired, fed up, youthful, reminisce, nostalgia, nostalgic, fed-up, done, had enough, road trip, roadtrip, road trips
"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."
"They should never have allowed us to be free-range."
Tags:chicken, chickens, free range chicken, free range chickens, free-range chicken, free-rang chickens, animal rights, escape, escaping, wander off, wandering off, farm animal, farm animals, chicken farm, chicken farms, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, antarctica, the antarctic, runaway, runaways, running away
"But, Father, is running away ever answer?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, run away, running away, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, rocket, rockets, space rocket, space rockets, escape, escaping, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."
Tags:executive, executives, business, businessmen, businessman, businesses, office, offices, corporate, corporations, corporation, work, workers, working, working world, market, marketing, markets, profit, profit boost, profits, profitable, profitability, train, training, trained, trainer, genius, geniuses, resume, resumes, ego, egotist, egotistical, failure, failed, failures, recoup, recouping, trust, trusting, trustworthy, reliable, rely, relying, running away, run away, runaway
"Do we have your blessing?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, customer, customers, tableware, cutlery, utensil, utensils, spoon, spoons, dish, dishes, plate, plates, silverware, relationship, relationships, love, romance, romantic, blessing, permission, approval, running away, eloping, couple, couples, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, lyrics
"You can hide, but you can't run."
"She'll be back."
Tags:pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulting, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, return, returns, returning, run away, runs away, running away, retreat, retreats, retreating, fall out, falls out, falling out, athlete, athletes, track and field, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, child rearing, mother, mothers, daughter, daughters
Refugees Fleeing Ethnic Roasting Somewhere Along Rt. 67, Connecticut
"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, tough, running, running away, escaping, hunter, hunters, hunting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, rifle, rifles, shooting, gun laws, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, second amendment, gun rights, right, rights, right to bear arms, infringed, infringing, politics, government, governments, constitutions, constitutions, american constitution, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, hobby, hobbies, leisure, sport, sports
"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."
A cop chases a robber on a moving walkway.
Tags:moving walkway, moving walkways, moving sidewalk, moving sidewalks, autowalk, autowalks, travelator, travelators, chase, chases, foot chase, foot chases, pursue, pursues, pursuing, robber, robbers, criminal, criminals, lazy, laziness, run away, runs away, running away, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, airport, airports, police officer, police officers, law enforcement
"Oops! There goes another rubber-tree plant!"
Tags:rubber tree plant, rubber tree plants, rubber-tree plant, rubber-tree plants, houseplant, houseplants, house plant, house plants, escape, escaping, running away, running away from home, water the plants, watering the plants, overwater, overwatering, over water, over watering, neglect, neglectful, killing houseplants, indoor plant, indoor plants
"They're always so surprised when someone disagrees with them."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, guardian, guardians, chasing, running, running away, escaping, following, threatening, disagreement, disagreements, disagree, disagreeing, surprised, surprise, shock, shocked, death threat, death threats, revolution, revolutions, rebellion, rebellions, history, historical, medieval
Officer Worker Evolution
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, darwinism, charles darwin, on the origin of species, darwin, primordial soup, the origin of life, devolution, escape, escaping, run away, running away, modern life
"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"
Tags:cartoonist, cartoonists, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, sneaking off, sneaking away, escape, escaping, running off, running away, household chores, household chore, lazy, laziness, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments
The Annual Running of the Cabs
Tags:cab, cabs, cabby, cabbies, bad driver, bad drivers, running of the bulls, pamplona, spain, spanish, taxi, taxis, taxi driver, taxi drivers, modern life, modern times, unsafe, safety, run away, runs away, running away, risk life, risking lives, run, runs, running, runner, runners, flee, flees, fleeing, tradition, traditions
"If Trump becomes President, I don't care how high he builds that wall - I'm going over it."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, wall, walls, border wall, border walls, mexico, mexican, mexican border, us border, u.s. border, escape, escapes, escaping, president, presidents, illegal immigrant, illegal immigration, undocumented, run away, runs away, running away
"You should see the other guy! He's very big and just beat me in a bar fight."
"You better run, lover boy. If my husband catches you here, he's going to want me to make him breakfast, too."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, lover, lovers, secret, secrets, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, cooking, kitchen, kitchens, breakfast, meal, meals, mealtime, run, running away, escaping, avoiding
"Every once in a while, it's fun to let one go, just to see what happens."
"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"
Tags:court, courts, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial in absentia, tried in absentia, trial, trials, legal trial, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecutor, prosecutors, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeeps, waiter, waiters, server, servers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, bar, bars, resort, resorts, seaside resort, seaside resorts, beach, beaches, avoid, avoidance, avoiding, running away, fugitive, fugitives, runaway, escape, escapee, escaped, white collar crime, white collar criminal