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"My platform is very simple--less talk and more music."
"What he lacks in foreign-policy experience he more than makes up for in money."
"I hope you're not planning to run for political office in the future."
"Well, at least we can say he's not a media candidate."
"Peggy, can we find someone to misuse a few of these campaign funds for a run to the deli to get us some lunch?"
"I've been thinking about the flat tax and how it would inflict hardship on the poor, and I can live with that."
"I'm running for city council and I'd like to kiss that baby."
Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.
"I could run for office, but as a lobbyist, why would I want to give up all my power?"
"All data indicates your numbers will improve once voters get over your yuck factor."