"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."
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"Is there any Robert Frost in the house?"
Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.
"At least we have our integrity."
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"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."
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Farmer Takes Roll Call
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On The Plus Side.
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A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
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Sign next to a road through a rural area that reads "Next Democrat 50 mi.".
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A farmer has an incredible educational background.
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"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"
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The Scenic Route
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"Last time anyone hear tell of an elevator stopping in these parts was 1993 or so. . ."