Russia Cartoons

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"But Moses, if I let your people go I'll have to let everybody's people go."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"I was against Russo-Disneyland from the start."

"It's time we have a little chat."

"As my buddy Vladimir says, you can't spell 'Commander-in-Chief' without 'comrade.'"

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

Russian Soap Opera

"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."

"Good evening, this is Georgi Avelov, your anchorcomrade."

"All the kids have noticed that Mom wears Russian Army boots."

Cold War Stories

"I'd better bring in my plants."

"He's moving his campaign headquarters back to Paris. He wants to be closer to the French people."

Perestroika

"You've got to admire the way George Bush congratulated Kohl and Gorbachev for working things out."

A family is chased by a pack of wild dogs at a drive-thru in Russia.

"Tell Mr. Yeltsin I'd be delighted. Minister of what?"

A store in the Soviet Union lists its other locations; three are in Russia cities while the other three are in Western ones.

"Morgan has been converted from a Republican to a Yeltsin Democrat."

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

The Bank of New York

"You are happy, contented, and have no complaints."

"A table in Siberia, please."

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