"By George, Kinkaid is doing his part."
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save money, saves money, saving money, rideshare, rideshares, rideshare program, ridesharing program, ridesharing programs, conserve fuel, conserves fuel, conserving fuel, limo, limos, limousine, limousines, commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, morning commute, morning commutes, chauffeur, chauffeurs, chauffeured, sacrifice, sacrifices, gas, gasoline, sidecar, sidecars, motorcycle sidecar, motorcycle sidecars, do your part, doing your part, do your bit, doing your bit, conserve, conserves, conservation, conservation effort, conservation efforts, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism"I don't know how the gods feel, but sacrificing financial advisors makes me feel happy."
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sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, god, gods, human sacrifices, human sacrificing, volcano, volcanoes, crook, crooks, hated, hatred, hatreds, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, money manager, money managers, pariah, pariahs, social outcast, social outcasts, unpopular, unpopularity"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."
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lab rat, lab rats, laboratory, laboratories, lab, labs, rat, rats, mouse, mouses, mice, scientist, scientists, maze, mazes, drug trial, drug trials, animal experiment, animal experiments, animal experimentation, ambitious, pushy, college fund, college funds, parent, parents, support, supportive, parental support, sacrifice, sacrifices, work life, home life, animal testing, work, profession, professions, parenting, parenthoodA Legendary Friendship
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greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, pythias, damon, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, test, test of friendship, tests of friendship, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, self-sacrifice, self-sacrifices, self-sacrificing, buy lunch, buys lunch, buying lunch, dyonisius, sicily, best friend, best friends, good friend, good friends, selfless, selflessness, self-sacrifice, self-sacrifices, self-sacrificing"Let's quit helping those who don't need help, stop supporting failed programs, cut entitlements...and offer the dog to the gods."
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conservative, conservatives, social conservative, social conservatives, budget hawk, budget hawks, budget cut, budget cuts, entitlement, entitlements, entitlement program, entitlement programs, dog, dogs, sacrifice, sacrifices, republican, republicans, libertarian, libertarians, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, spending, deficit, deficits, deficit spending, austerity, austerity measure, austerity measures, outdated, outdated idea, outdated ideas, liberal, liberals, socialist, socialists, socialism, left-wing, offering, offerings, primitive, primitives, paleocon, paleocons, paleoconservative, paleoconservatives"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"
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sprained ankle, sprained ankles, war wound, war wounds, noble, nobility, martyr, martyrs, martyred, injured, injury, injuries, ankle, ankles, hardened, hard man, hard men, military man, military men, soft, soft man, soft men, upper class, upper classes, high class, high classes, leave no man behind, code of ethics, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, self-sacrifice, self-sacrificing, executive, executives, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, privilege, life of privilege"Don't worry we'll medicate you through the probationary period."
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human, resources, human resources, hr, h r, h.r., employ, employed, employer, employee, employs, recruit, recruited, recruitment, recruiting, pill, pills, medical, medicine, medicines, pill bottle, pill bottles, tablet, tablets, prescription, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, corporate, corporation, depressed, depression, depressing, depresses, critic, critical, critique, social critique, big business, capitalism, capitalist, capitalism, sacrifice, sacrifices, workplace, working, work, workplaces, worker, abuse of power, powerThe First Stairs
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man, men, early man, cave man, caveman, cave men, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo erectus, homo sapiens, stake, stakes, stab, stabbed, spike, spikes, idiot, idiotic, idiots, idiocy, experiment, experiments, experimentation, experimental, stone age, stone ages, bronze age, bronze ages, iron age, iron ages, history, historical, ouch, innovate, innovation, try again, determination, innovating, discovery, discover, sacrifice, prototype, prototypes, first draft, first drafts"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."
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minotaur, minotaurs, labyrinth, labyrinths, give back, gives back, giving back, charity, charities, myth, myths, mythological, mythological creature, mythological creatures, sacrifice, sacrifices, philanthropist, philanthropy, contemplate, contemplates, happy, happiness, community support, benefactor, benefactors"Wait for it."
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abraham, abrahamic, isaac, the binding of isaac, binding of isaac, kill, killing, sacrifice, sacrificing, sacrifices, moriah, bible, bibles, hebrew bible, old testament, genesis, god, gods, suspensse, suspend, suspended, wait, waiting, waits, waited, interrupt, interrupts, fear god, religion, religions, fears, fearAn executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.
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ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, walk the plank, walks the plank, walking the plank, executive, executives, boardroom, boardrooms, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, meeting, meetings, meeting table, meeting tables, pirate, pirates, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorilla, fall on your sword, falling on your sword, sacrifice, sacrifices, blame, blames, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, business meeting, business meetings, shark-infested watersIdol Gossip
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idol, idols, stone idol, stone idols, statue, statues, aztec, aztecs, astec idol, aztec idols, sacrifice, sacrifices, gossip, gossiping, gossips, gossipers, chat, chatting, complain, complaining, entitled, entitlement, offering, offerings, religious offering, religious offering, mesoamercian culture, post-classic period, aztec culture, gods, idle gossip, idle gossiping, papaya, papayas, food offering, food offerings, goat, goats, mesoamerican, mesoamerican religion, catch-up, catches up, catching up"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, witness, witnesses, witness stand, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, adult child, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, spoiled, coddled, indulgent, pampered, replace, replacing, exchange, exchanging, trading places, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offer, offers, offering, millennial, millennials, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life"I've been in public service thirty years, at great personal sacrifice to my family."
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public service, public servant, public servants, politician, politicians, martyr, martyrs, delusion, delusions, delusional, upper class, upper classes, sacrifice, sacrifices, personal sacrifice, personal sacrifices, poor person, poor people, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, businessman, businessmen, fat cat, fat cats, out of touch, blind"I appreciate your contribution to our drawdown of inventory, but isn't your office getting cramped?"
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drawdown, drawdowns, inventory, stock, stocks, office space, trading account, trading accounts, investment, investments, investor, investors, sacrifice, person sacrifice, dedication, dedicated, business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."
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religion, religions, religious, convert, converts, conversion, pagan, altar, altars, blood, bloody, skull, skulls, scary, threatening, sacrifice, sacrifices, human sacrifices, new converts, new convert, priest, priests, tribal, problem, problems, attracting, attraction, unattractive, violentBedtime Of The Gods
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ancient, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, pagan, paganism, pagans, personification, personify, bedtime, teeth, tooth, toothbrush, dental, dental hygiene, dental care, oral, oral hygiene, toothpaste, floss, tooth paste, flossing, offering, offerings, sacrifice, sacrificing, god, gods, avatar, descended, descending, primitive, early man, primitive man, religious, religion, religious offering, religious imagery, invert, inverted, inversion"The gods want olive oil, but it has to be virgin olive oil."
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native, natives, tribe, tribes, tribal, jungle, jungles, volcano, volcanoes, volcanic, chief, spiritual, spirituality, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificed, sacrificing, god, gods, pagan, pagans, paganism, want, wants, luxury, luxuries, luxurious, olive oil, oil, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, virgin olive oil, foodie, food lover, food lovers, high society, fine dining, extra virgin olive oilFallout
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jackie, jackie kennedy, jaqueline kennedy onassis, memorabilia, sacrifice, sacrifices, priority, priorities, kennedy, kennedy assassination, jfk, john f. kennedy, assassination, assassinations, capitalize, capitalizes, capitalizing, capitalise, capitalises, capitalising, capitalisation, capitalization, exploit, exploits, exploiting, exploitation, tragedy, tragedies, priority, priorities"Let's switch from human sacrifice to destination weddings."
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ritual, rituals, ritual sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, human, volcano, volcanic, volcano sacrifice, volcanic sacrifice, ancient times, ancient, religious, religion, religion, religious sacrifice, profit, profitability, profits, business change, change in business, sales, sales pitch, pitches, sales pitches, wedding, destination, weddings, destinations, destination weddings, modern world, modern life, modernity, modernise, modernising, modernize, modernizing"Please hold my calls for the next fifteen minutes, Miss Hammish."
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call, calls, calling, sacrifice, sacrifices, animal sacrifice, animal sacrifices, pagan, pagans, pagan ritual, pagan rituals, ritual, rituals, magic, magical, satanic, witch, witches, goat, goats, cult, cults, costume, costumes, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, private office, private offices, manager, managers, management"Whatever happened on that other island, this is the way he likes it now."
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food, takeaway, takeaways, takeout, takeout, take-out, take-outs, delivery, container, containers, box, boxes, chinese, to go, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, ape, apes, giant ape, giant apes, gorilla, gorillas, giant, giants, monster, monsters, movie, movies, film, films, movie monster, movie monsters, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offering, offerings, taste, tastes