"I don't know how the gods feel, but sacrificing financial advisors makes me feel happy."
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A Legendary Friendship
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"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"
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"Wait for it."
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"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, witness, witnesses, witness stand, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, adult child, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, spoiled, coddled, indulgent, pampered, replace, replacing, exchange, exchanging, trading places, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offer, offers, offering, millennial, millennials, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life
"The goddesses want some young dudes."
Bedtime Of The Gods
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"The gods want olive oil, but it has to be virgin olive oil."
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"Let's switch from human sacrifice to destination weddings."
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"Whatever happened on that other island, this is the way he likes it now."
Tags:food, takeaway, takeaways, takeout, takeout, take-out, take-outs, delivery, container, containers, box, boxes, chinese, to go, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, ape, apes, giant ape, giant apes, gorilla, gorillas, giant, giants, monster, monsters, movie, movies, film, films, movie monster, movie monsters, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offering, offerings, taste, tastes
"Must I sacrifice family for career?"
Tags:religious, religions, religious imagery, religious figures, abraham, father abraham, the story of abraham, sacrifice, sacrificing, sacrificial, altar, altars, career, careers, careerist, careerism, following orders, bible, the bible, bible story, bible stories, biblical, old testament, parent, parents, parental, parenting, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, genesis, isaac, child, kid, kids, family, work life balance, work/life balance, the binding of isaac, binding of isaac, family, culture, culture clash, shpasik, jtoons
"The gods are antic tonight."
Tags:god, gods, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, volcano, volcanoes, volcanic, jack-in-the-box, god, gods, antic, antics, jack-in-the-boxes, cruel, cruelty, sense of humor, senses of humor, sense of humour, senses of humour, mock, mocks, mocking, belittle, belittles, belittling, inscrutable, intention, intentions, divine intentions, divining intentions, motivation, motivations, religion, religions, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disasters
"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."
"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."
"I want bigger virgins."
"Who or what should I sacrifice to relieve simple nervous tension?"
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"Look, it's not personal - it's religious."
"To get back to the main road, you turn left at the fork just before the bridge and go around yonder hill to Dark Hollow...."
Families barbecue in their back yards while a pagan ritual sacrifice takes place.
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"They could at least have hanged us in effigy!!"
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Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM
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"Is the Christian pious?"
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