The Pill-of-the-Month Club!
"Am I doing something wrong? You don't say 'Good dog' to me anymore."
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A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.
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An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.
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"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."
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"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."
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"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."
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"My self-esteem was so low I just followed her around everywhere she would go."
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"We're laying you off, but, as a favor, howabout one last pratfall on your way out?"
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"Jer, I just feel so empty. Do you have any peanuts?"
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"It's not just me, Doctor. He's been turning away from the New York 'Times' as well."
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How To Get Up and Get Dressed
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Sad Eyes Street Art
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"Old?" she laughed. "I don't think of you as old."
"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."
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"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."
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Box of Tissues
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I Look Really Sad
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"Did you ever have one of those days when you felt you would never be soft and fluffy again?"
"I need to wait until the euphoria wears off before I start dating again."
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"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."
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"Mother wouldn't want us to feel sad - she'd want us to feel guilty."
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"So you're depressed. Everybody's depressed—some of us just handle it better than others."
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"I can tell you're upset."
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