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"I'm getting back to being able to enjoy the little things—like firing people."
God throwing bricks on city
"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"
"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."
"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."
"It's not the best way to choose who makes partner, but I love the look on their faces when the wheel spins."