"When elephants fight it's the grass that suffers."
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"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."
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"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."
"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."
"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."
"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."
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"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"
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"I've been in three documentaries, but I've never been nominated."
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"They are nice falls, aren't they? I've always hoped someone would discover them."
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"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."
The Great Zerferelli's Chair worked better in controlled conditions.
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"You weren't supposed to see this."
"If you go deep enough into the jungle, there's always a bar scene."
"Can I get you something to eat?"
"And that's why you go on safari."
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"For the most dangerous game, that was awfully easy."
King of the Jungle
"You're light on your feet for someone your size."
Clarinet Playing Hunter
"Safari, Agnes, is a state of mind."
A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.
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