"Are we there yet?"
"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."
Tags:communication, technology, sailor, ship, sailing, boating, boss, work, cell phone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, masefield, john masefield, nature, commune with nature, communing with nature, romantic, poet, poets, poetry, english teacher, english teachers, mankoff
Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
Tags:ship, ships, boat, boats, storm, storms, stormy, rain, rainy, sea, seas, ocean, sinking, sinking ship, sinking ships, capsize, going down, inflate, inflatables, blow-up, blow up, blowing up, island, islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, sailing, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, modern life, convenient, convenience, emergency, emergencies, safety, prepared, cliche, cliches, cartoon cliches
"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."
Tags:boat, boats, sailor, sailors, sailing, ship, ships, life raft, life rafts, life-raft, captain, captains, ships captain, ship's captain, hierarchies, hierarchy, hierarchic, inequality, lazy, laziness, immature, immaturity, navy, the navy, overboard, man overboard, paddle, paddling, starboard, navigate, navigating, navigator, navigators
"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"
Tags:sea monster, sea monsters, fishermen, fisherman, sailor, sailors, seafarer, seafarers, seafaring, sailing, sea myth, sea myths, rubber duck, rubber ducks, storm, storms, stormy sea, stormy seas, stormy weather, yacht, yachts, fishing boat, fishing boats, sailing myth, sailing vessel, sailing vessels, bath toy, bath toys, legend, legends, legendary
"You call this a knot?"
Tags:sailor, sail, sailing, boat, boats, liner, liners, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, ocean, ocean liner, ocean liners, harbor, harbors, harbour, harboursdock, docks, bow knot, knot, knots, knotting, sea, seas, tie, tying, safe, safety, skill, skills, health and safety, health, safer, skill, skills, accident, accidents, accident prevention, prevention
"All I'm saying is that wind power isn't all it's cracked up to be."
Tags:row, rowing, rowed, rows, oar, oars, boat, boats, boating, renewable, renewable, renewable energy, renewable energies, sail, sails, blow, blowing, slave driver, slavery, sea, seas, high sea, high seas, lung, lungs, ship, ships, sailing, sailor, sailors, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalist, environmentalism
"You tell him that you ﬁnd the ﬂag offensive."
Tags:offensive, offend, offended, offending, offends, ship, ships, boat, boats, pirate ship, pirateship, pirate ships, pirateships, sailing, sails, high seas, pc, politically correct, skull and crossbones, skull & crossbones, jolly roger, jolly rogers, politics, modern attitude, olden days, history, combination, attitudes, symbol, symbolism, privateer, buccaneer, privateers, buccaneers
Toy boat on a tsunami.
"I'm off to lunch, Miss Heinecke. Keep her headed into the wind."
Tags:send-off, send-offs, sending off, goodbye, goodbyes, say goodbye, saying goodbye, farewell, farewells, dramatic, melodramatic, melodrama, melodramas, secretary, secretaries, so long, sail, sails, sailing, overdramatic, drama, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch, lunches, lunch hour, lunch hours, receptionist, receptionists
Sailing on the River Styxx
Tags:river styxx, sailing, sailing boat, sailing boats, windsurfing, windsurfer, windsurfers, windsurf, watersport, watersports, water sport, water sports, water-sport, water-sports, charon, river acheron, greek mythology, hades, underworld, demon, demons, devil, devils, afterlife, greek myth, greek myths, afterlives
"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
Tags:stranded, marooned, adventure, adventures, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, sail, sails, sailing, tourist, tourists, tourism, city slicker, city slickers, city folk, safari, on safari, tough guy, tough guys, fake, fakes, faking, facsimile, facsimiles, tour, tour group, tour groups, coward, cowards, cowardly, roleplay, roleplays, roleplaying, role play, role plays, role playing
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, sailor, sailors, sailing, boat, boats, ship, ships, sing, singing, songs, song, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, money, money hungry, business venture, business ventures, economy, economic, international business
America's Cup Fever
Tags:america's cup, sail, sails, sailing, yacht, yachts, yacht racing, yacht races, yacht race, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, sailing, windsail, windsails, windsailing, auld mug, superfan, superfans, fan, fans, super fan, super fans, fanatic, fanatics, unpopular, obscure, obscure sports, schooner, schooners, cup fever, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, obsessing
"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."
Tags:punting, punt, punts, boat, boats, rowboat, rowboats, row boat, row boats, boating, summertime, summertimes, water sports, congestion, traffic jam, traffic jams, traffic queue, traffic queues, nursery song, nursery songs, boat pond, boat ponds, new york, central park, row, rowing, row row row your boat, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, hobby, overcrowded, boating pond, sailor, sailors, sailing
"I just think it sends the wrong message."
Tags:message, messages, branding, sign, signs, flag, flags, emoji, emojis, social media, likes, thumbs up emoji, smiley emoji, social media age, social media addition, navy, sailor, sailors, boat, boats, sailing, overly friendly, friendly, friend, wrong message, mixed message, wrong messages, mixed messages
Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner
Overweight Passenger on a Boat
Tags:overweight, passenger, passengers, yacht, yachts, boat, boats, weight problem, weight problems, obesity, obesity epidemic, obesity epidemics, fat epidemic, fat epidemics, sailor, sailors, sailing, sailing trip, sailing trips, heavy load, heavy loads, weight distribution, capacity, weight limit, weight limits
A large yacht carries a small wood house.
“Yes, sir, Ira, considering that you share eight percent of your genes with the common flatworm, you’ve done all right.”
Tags:yacht, yachts, yachting, boat, boats, out at sea, sailing, fishing boat, fishing boats, wealth, wealthy, rich, riches, class, class difference, upper class, kissing up, kiss up, suck up, suck ups, flatter, flattery, sycophant, sycophants, flatterer, new money, new wealth, the one percent, the 1%, upper class, genetics, gene, genes, genetic codes, genetic code, evolution, evolve, evolved, flat worm, flat worms, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, left-handed compliment, left-handed compliments, asteism, asteisms, condescension, condescend, investor, investors
The Nor'easter Bunny.
Tags:weather, bad weather, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, storm, storms, stormy, cyclone, cyclones, hurricane, hurricanes, wind, rain, raining, rainy, windy, atlantic ocean, north-east, nor'easter, nor'easters, easter, easter bunny, easter bunnies, easter rabbit, easter rabbits, easter egg, easter eggs, sailor, sailors, sailing, boat, boats, ship, ships, crew, crewman, crewmen, captain, captains, wordplay, word play
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, pirate ship, pirate ships, hire, hired, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, hr department, human resources, personnel department, recruit, recruits, new recruit, new recruits, new job, new jobs, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, job offer, job offers, new recruit, new recruits, recruit, recruits, sailor, sailors, sailing
Man raised flag of drowning women.
Tags:priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, boating, boater, boaters, drowning, drowning women, semaphore, flag signal, flag signals, raising the flag, sailing, sailor, sailors, useless, fast reaction, fast reactions, emergency, emergencies, red tape, following procedure, distress signal, distress signals, alternative communication, alternate communication, telegraphy, flag semaphore
"What is it, Ira, that draws man inexorably back to the sea?"
Tags:the rich, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, yacht, yachts, luxuries, luxury, high society, living, money, mogul, moguls, upper class, upper classes, class struggle, class struggles, capitalist, capitalists, privilege, privileges, millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, sea, sail, sailing, yachting, boat, boats, bought a boat, relaxing, relaxed, leisure, fat cat, big business