"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."
Tags:communication, technology, sailor, ship, sailing, boating, boss, work, cell phone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, masefield, john masefield, nature, commune with nature, communing with nature, romantic, poet, poets, poetry, english teacher, english teachers, mankoff
Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
Tags:ship, ships, boat, boats, storm, storms, stormy, rain, rainy, sea, seas, ocean, sinking, sinking ship, sinking ships, capsize, going down, inflate, inflatables, blow-up, blow up, blowing up, island, islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, sailing, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, modern life, convenient, convenience, emergency, emergencies, safety, prepared, cliche, cliches, cartoon cliches
Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.
Tags:history, historical, colonial, pirate, pirates, boat, boats, rowboat, rowboats, sailor, sailors, transportation, handicap, handicap parking, disabled parking, disabled parking, blue badge, parking, disabled, disability, dock, docks, port, ports, pier, piers, peg leg, wooden leg, cane, canes, vehicle, vehicles, commuting, commuter, commuters, parking space, parking spaces
"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."
Tags:boat, boats, sailor, sailors, sailing, ship, ships, life raft, life rafts, life-raft, life-rafts, captain, captains, ships captain, ship's captain, hierarchies, hierarchy, hierarchic, inequality, lazy, laziness, immature, immaturity, navy, the navy, overboard, man overboard, paddle, paddling, starboard, navigate, navigating, navigator, navigators
"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"
Tags:sea monster, sea monsters, fishermen, fisherman, sailor, sailors, seafarer, seafarers, seafaring, sailing, sea myth, sea myths, rubber duck, rubber ducks, storm, storms, stormy sea, stormy seas, stormy weather, yacht, yachts, fishing boat, fishing boats, sailing myth, sailing vessel, sailing vessels, bath toy, bath toys, legend, legends, legendary
"You call this a knot?"
Tags:sailor, sail, sailing, boat, boats, liner, liners, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, ocean, ocean liner, ocean liners, harbor, harbors, harbour, harboursdock, docks, bow knot, knot, knots, knotting, sea, seas, tie, tying, safe, safety, skill, skills, health and safety, health, safer, skill, skills, accident, accidents, accident prevention, prevention
"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"
"All I'm saying is that wind power isn't all it's cracked up to be."
Tags:row, rowing, rowed, rows, oar, oars, boat, boats, boating, renewable, renewable, renewable energy, renewable energies, sail, sails, blow, blowing, slave driver, slavery, sea, seas, high sea, high seas, lung, lungs, ship, ships, sailing, sailor, sailors, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalist, environmentalism
"Sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, baby, babies, clothes, clothing, baby clothes, baby clothing, costume, costumes, outfit, outfits, baby outfit, baby outfits, dress-up, dress up, sailor, sailors, sailor outfit, sailor outfits, sailor costume, sailor costumes, cursing, swearing, cussing, bad words, bad language, cursing like a sailor, cussing like a sailor, swearing like a sailor, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"
"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."
"You can let that go till later, Harris."
Tags:navy, royal navy, sailor, sailors, soldier, soldiers, war, wars, battle, battles, sea battle, sea battles, battleship, battleships, captain, captains, armed forces, military, militaries, officer, officers, infantry, military service, naval officer, order, orders, swabbing, swabbing the deck, futile, futility, oblivious, unfazed, wwii, world war ii, ww ii, world war, world wars
Boat Christening vs. Boat Bris
Tags:christen, christens, christening, bris, circumcise, circumcises, circumcising, circumcision, circumcisions, jewish, ship, ships, boat, boats, mohel, mohels, orthodox, jewish, judaism, rite, rites, rite of passage, rites of passage, sailor, sailors, ceremony, ceremonies, bow, bows, champagne bottle, champagne bottles, jibboom, jibbooms, shpasik, jtoons
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, sailor, sailors, sailing, boat, boats, ship, ships, sing, singing, songs, song, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, money, money hungry, business venture, business ventures, economy, economic, international business
"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."
Tags:culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, sailor, sailors, rugged, shark, barracuda, doctor, doctors, get well soon, get well, surgeon, surgery
America's Cup Fever
Tags:america's cup, sail, sails, sailing, yacht, yachts, yacht racing, yacht races, yacht race, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, sailing, windsail, windsails, windsailing, auld mug, superfan, superfans, fan, fans, super fan, super fans, fanatic, fanatics, unpopular, obscure, obscure sports, schooner, schooners, cup fever, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, obsessing
"Ahab I'm not familiar with. Ever taste Captain Hook?"
The Truth About Mermaids
"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."
Tags:ships crew, ship's crew, sailor, sailors, cabin crew, ships captain, ship's captain, navy, the navy, potato, potatoes, peeling potatoes, ships cook, ship's cook, food prep, food preparation, waste of time, wasting time, frustration, frustrations, too late, wasting food, waste of food, hierarchy, hierarchies, poor leadership, cook, cooks
"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."
Tags:punting, punt, punts, boat, boats, rowboat, rowboats, row boat, row boats, boating, summertime, summertimes, water sports, congestion, traffic jam, traffic jams, traffic queue, traffic queues, nursery song, nursery songs, boat pond, boat ponds, new york, central park, row, rowing, row row row your boat, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, hobby, overcrowded, boating pond, sailor, sailors, sailing
"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"
"I just think it sends the wrong message."
Tags:message, messages, branding, sign, signs, flag, flags, emoji, emojis, social media, likes, thumbs up emoji, smiley emoji, social media age, social media addition, navy, sailor, sailors, boat, boats, sailing, overly friendly, friendly, friend, wrong message, mixed message, wrong messages, mixed messages
"Must you always bring your work home?"
Overweight Passenger on a Boat
Tags:overweight, passenger, passengers, yacht, yachts, boat, boats, weight problem, weight problems, obesity, obesity epidemic, obesity epidemics, fat epidemic, fat epidemics, sailor, sailors, sailing, sailing trip, sailing trips, heavy load, heavy loads, weight distribution, capacity, weight limit, weight limits