Saint Peter Cartoons

Saint Peter Cartoons

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"Actually, I preferred 'Heaven,' too, but then the marketing guys got hold of it."

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"Surprise!"

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"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."

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"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

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"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

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"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."

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Concierge in Heaven

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"You had more money than God. That's a big no-no."

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"But stay off the couch."

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"Damn! God gave me that pen."

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"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"

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"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."

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"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."

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"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"

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"Well, that was a birthday party the kids won't soon forget."

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"When times were good I trickled stuff down."

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A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.

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St Peter shaving the heads of angels

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"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

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"Promise me you won't laugh, I'm an attorney"

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"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

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"Lose the rug."

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"Sorry, all the wings are standard."

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"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."

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"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."

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