Saint Peter Cartoons

"Actually, I preferred 'Heaven,' too, but then the marketing guys got hold of it."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC38578
High Res:
2173x1795 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, st. peter, saint peter, name, names, name change, name changes, brand name, brand names, marketing, marketing department, marketing departments, brand, brand association, brand associations, pr, public relations, pr department, p.r., p.r. department

"Surprise!"

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC31060
High Res:
1766x1990 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, heavens, dog, dogs, pet, pets, all dogs go to heaven, all dogs, all dog, good dog, good boy, good boys, childhood, childhood pet, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, animals, animal, talking, talking animal, pet, pets, domestic pet, man's best friend, mans best friend, best friend, religious, religion, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, saint peter, unexpected

"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC25465
High Res:
3035x2003 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
st peter, st. peter, saint peter, heavenly gates, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, worrier, worriers, worrying, worry, worries, anxiety, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety complex, anxiety complexes

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC43822
High Res:
2240x2060 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
early detection, diagnosis, diagnoses, medical advance, medical advances, terminal, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, uncurable, condition, conditions, pearly gates, afterlife, st. peter, saint peter, heaven, heaven's gate, rare disease, rare diseases, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses, sickness, sick, prolonging life

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CC39217
High Res:
2167x1927 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lie, lies, lying, spin, spins, spinning, spin doctor, spin doctors, damage control, saint peter, st. peter, pr, public relations, pr rep, pr reps, pr representative, pr representatives, heaven, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, plead, pleads, pleading, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, argue a case, arguing a case, argue, argues, arguing

"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC32250
High Res:
3079x1821 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religions, religious, st. peter, saint peter, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, wrong religion, wrong religions, choice, choices, bad choice, bad choices, wrong choice, wrong choices, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, god, debate, debates, debating

Concierge in Heaven

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC43547
High Res:
3450x2580 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
concierge, concierges, heaven, heavenly gates, st. peter, saint peter, saint, saints, hotel, hotels, guest, guests, afterlife, afterlives, angel, angels

"You had more money than God. That's a big no-no."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC32894
High Res:
1902x1391 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
st. peter, saint peter, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, heaven, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, rich, rich person, rich people, megarich, mega-rich, billionaire, billionaires, blasphemous, riches, 1%, millionaire, millionaires, too much money, jealous, jealousy, god, envious, envy

"But stay off the couch."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC122618
High Res:
4700x2673 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
couch, couches, dog, dogs, furniture, forbid, forbidden, forbidding, saint peter, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, heaven's gate, heavenly gates, gates of heaven, pet, pets, behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools

"Damn! God gave me that pen."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC121710
High Res:
3533x2531 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, heavenly, saint, saints, st. peter, saint peter, lost pen, lost pens, pen, pens, valuable, afterlife, afterlives, sentimental value, misplace, misplaces, misplaced, misplacing, careless, carelessness, saint, saints

"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC35560
High Res:
3634x1940 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
resume, resumes, cv, cvs, salesmen, salesman, salesman of the month, achievement, achievements, afterlife, afterlives, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heavenly gates, pearly gates, good deed, good deeds, sales target, sales targets

"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC135229
High Res:
3008x3461 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heavenly gates, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, saint, saints, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, naughty list, naughty lists, vice, vices, evil, evils, eternal life, hell, hells, hades, after-life, after-lives, underworld

"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC40387
High Res:
2000x2809 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
st. peter, saint peter, representation, legal representation, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, litigation, lawsuit, lawsuits, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidating, client, clients, veiled threat, veiled threats, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, judge, judges, representative, representatives

"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC37445
High Res:
2167x2011 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bible, bibles, biblical, the bible, heaven, heavens gate, heavens gates, heaven's gate, heaven's gates, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, peter, saint, saints, saint peter, insurance, insured, life, life insurance, dead, died, death, fake death, fake, fakes, faker, fraud, fraudulent, guilt, guilty, awkward, awkward moment, uh oh, christianity, christian, ethics, ethical, ethic, moral, morals, morally, lie, lies, liar, lying, lawyer, lawyers

"Well, that was a birthday party the kids won't soon forget."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC128261
High Res:
4730x2743 pixels (unwatermarked)
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clown, clowns, circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns, birthday party, birthday parties, party, parties, birthday, birthdays, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, entertainer, entertainers, children's party, children's parties, children's entertainer, children's entertainers, afterlife, after-life, afterlives, pearly gates, heavenly gates

"When times were good I trickled stuff down."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC120187
High Res:
2000x1327 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
death, heaven, heavenly gates, pearly gates, good times, businessmen, businessman, philanthropy, good deed, good deeps, wealth inequality, economic inequality, financial inequality, money, rich, poor, economy, ethics, morals, trickle down economy, trickle-down economy, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, afterlife, afterlives, business morals, business ethics, corporate ethics, corporate morals

A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC29557
High Res:
2400x1393 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, death, autos, driving, tolls, religion, turnpike, turnpikes, new jersey turnpike, toll, tolls, toll road, toll roads, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, st. peter, saint peter, fast lane, fast lanes, speedy, afterlife, afterlives, life after death, mankoff

St Peter shaving the heads of angels

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC28134
High Res:
2101x2361 pixels (unwatermarked)
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shannon faulkner, the citadel, corps of cadets, military college of south carolina, military college, military colleges, shaved head, shaved heads, faulkner v. jones et al., angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, heaven, pearly gates, heavenly gates, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, admissions policy, sexism, equality

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC140738
High Res:
5701x4903 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, add-on, add-ons, adding on, airplane, airplanes, air travel, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flying, first class, upper class, premium economy, hidden fee, hidden fees, fee, fees, premium, hidden cost, hidden costs, credit card, credit cards, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, gates of heaven, afterlife, afterlives

"Promise me you won't laugh, I'm an attorney"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX301825
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
angel, angels, sinner, sinners, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, dead, death

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC35132
High Res:
2148x2857 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, violin, violins, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, repair, luthier, luthiers, violin repair, violin repairs, pleased, glad

"Lose the rug."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303080
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
saint peter, st peter, heaven, heavens, pearly gates, st peters gate, afterlife, life after death, angel, angels, saint, saints, toupee, toupees, hair loss, hairstyle, hairstyles, fake hair, gates of heaven, dead, die, died, death

"Sorry, all the wings are standard."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CX304151
High Res:
5692x4510 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, money, rich, wealthy, affluent, bribe, bribes, bribing

"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC44442
High Res:
2000x1160 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
god given right, god-given right, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heaven, heavens, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, sainthood, sainthoods, heavenly gates, pearly gates, sinner, sinners, right, rights, human right, human rights, debate, debates, arrogance

"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CX304154
High Res:
5692x4510 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, gated community, gated communities, nice community, nice communities, reassure, reassuring, unnecessary, blanket ban, blanket bans, unfair, unfairness