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Saint Peter Cartoons
Saint Peter cartoon 1 of 155
"Surprise!"
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heaven, heavens, dog, dogs, pet, pets, all dogs go to heaven, all dogs, all dog, good dog, good boy, good boys, childhood, childhood pet, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, animals, animal, talking, talking animal, pet, pets, domestic pet, man's best friend, mans best friend, best friend, religious, religion, pearly gates, pearly gate, st peter, saint peter, unexpectedSaint Peter cartoon 2 of 155
"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."
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st. peter, saint peter, representation, legal representation, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, litigation, lawsuit, lawsuits, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidating, client, clients, veiled threat, veiled threats, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, judge, judges, representative, representativesSaint Peter cartoon 3 of 155
"Actually, I preferred 'Heaven,' too, but then the marketing guys got hold of it."
Saint Peter cartoon 4 of 155
"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"
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"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."
Saint Peter cartoon 6 of 155
"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."
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early detection, diagnosis, diagnoses, medical advance, medical advances, terminal, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, uncurable, condition, conditions, pearly gates, afterlife, st. peter, saint peter, heaven, heaven's gate, rare disease, rare diseases, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses, sickness, sick, prolonging lifeSaint Peter cartoon 7 of 155
"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"
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"Nobody 'leaked' your transgressions, Mister. We know everything up here."
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"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."
Saint Peter cartoon 10 of 155
Concierge in Heaven
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"I'm expecting easy confirmation."
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pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, confirmation, confirmations, easy confirmation, easy confirmations, political appointment, political appointment, political confirmation, political confirmations, political candidate, political candidates, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, confirmation politics, supreme court, us supreme court, legitimacy, judgement day, dying, diedSaint Peter cartoon 12 of 155
"You had more money than God. That's a big no-no."
Saint Peter cartoon 13 of 155
"Damn! God gave me that pen."
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heaven, heavenly, saint, saints, st. peter, saint peter, lost pen, lost pens, pen, pens, valuable, afterlife, afterlives, sentimental value, misplace, misplaces, misplaced, misplacing, careless, carelessness, saint, saintsSaint Peter cartoon 14 of 155
"But stay off the couch."
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couch, couches, dog, dogs, furniture, forbid, forbidden, forbidding, saint peter, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, heaven's gate, heavenly gates, gates of heaven, pet, pets, behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience school, obedience schoolsSaint Peter cartoon 15 of 155
"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
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saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heavenly gates, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, saint, saints, sins, sinner, sinners, sinning, naughty list, naughty lists, vice, vices, evil, evils, eternal life, hell, hells, hades, after-life, after-lives, underworldSaint Peter cartoon 16 of 155
"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"
Saint Peter cartoon 17 of 155
"No, sorry, you'll still be dumb."
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"So you can take it with you!"
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cliche, cliches, heaven, pearly gate, pearly gates, afterlife, death, dead, you can't take it with you, heaven's gate, possession, possessions, greed, greedy, materialism, entering heaven, entrance to heaven, death, after death, st. peter's gate, st. peter, saint peter, saint peter's gate, getting into heaven, golf club, golf clubs, golfer, golfers, grill, grills, barbecue, barbecuesSaint Peter cartoon 19 of 155
"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."
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"Well, all your good deeds appear to be in order - now all that's left is the cavity search."
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, good deed, good deeds, requirement, requirements, admission, bureaucracy, security, cavity search, cavity searches, security screening, security screenings, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, invasive, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacySaint Peter cartoon 21 of 155
"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."
Saint Peter cartoon 22 of 155
"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"
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heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, punishments, sinner, sinners, hell, cliche, cliches, stereotype, stereotypes, modern attitudes, fussy, snob, snobs, snobbishSaint Peter cartoon 23 of 155
"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, charity, charitable, donation, donations, donor, donors, philanthropy, good deed, good deeds, money, politics, political party, political parties, republican party, republican, republicans, gop, grand old party, democrat, democrats, democratic party, campaign, campaigns, political, financing, crazy, both, campaign financing, political donor, political donors, funding, section, sections, corruption, campaign donations, campaign donorsSaint Peter cartoon 24 of 155
"Go ahead, finish your beer."
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heaven, gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, the pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, pig, pigs, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, barbeques, barbeque, judgement, judgement day, dying, after life, the afterlife, afterlife, the after life, meat eater, meat eaters, omnivore, omnivoresSaint Peter cartoon 25 of 155
"I would have stayed in Purgatory if I'd know this was going to be such a schlep."
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