"Cactus leaves, chayote squash, or tomatillos?"
Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.
"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."
"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."
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"I find your ruling on the avocado-grapefruit-and-pomegranate salad overly narrow."
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"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."
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"Who had the garden salad?"
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"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."
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"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"
"Oil or vinegar?"
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"Some fresh-ground soot for your salad, sir?"
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"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."
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Recipe from the American Cheese Council.
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" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."
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"I'll have the dressing on the side in a handblown glass container on a bamboo cloth with a sprig of something delicate placed gently nearby."
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"You have a choice of three-bean salad or lethal injection."
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"Let me guess. You want French and you want ranch?"
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"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."
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"With me, salad has always been a salad-dressing delivery system."
Adam and Eve and Scott
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"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"
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"It comes with a small Greek salad."
"Ranch, creamy Italian, French, or global?"
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"I can't believe I ate all that salad for nothing."