"So, Slim, where did you learn to shop like that?"
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, price, prices, sale, sales, low price, frugal, frugality, shop, shopping, discount, discounts, coupon, coupons, store, frugally, frugal living, skill, savvy, savvy shopper, shopper, shops, stores, desert, cacti, cactus, consumer, consumerism"The active ingredient is marketing."
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market, marketing, advert, advertising, as seen on tv, adverts, active ingredient, active ingredients, ingredient, ingredients, health, healthy, health products, bogus, useless, sales, sell, selling, sale, scam, scamming, mis-sold, mis-sell, placebo, placebo, fad, fads, placebo effect, nocebo, nocebo effect, medicine, fake medicine, health products, health product, pointless, useless, active ingredient, active-ingredient, active-ingredients"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
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sand, sands, sandcastle, sand castle, sand castles, sandcastles, build, building, builder, consturction, house flipping, house flipper, flipping, flip it, flipper, fixer upper, invest, investment, property ladder, real estate, realtor, realtors, sale, sales, architecture, architect, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, seaside, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, house, new house, now home, home, homes, kid, kids, childBank - Going out of business sale!
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business, depression, economy, recession, going out of business, fire sale, fire sales, sale, sales, bank, banks, banking, depressions, recessions, economic downturn, economic downturns, too big to fail, tbtf, lose business, loses business, losing business, big bank, big banks, big banking, mankoff"What will it take to put one of you two into a brand-new Eterna-5000 today?"
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death, planning for death, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, casket store, casket stores, coffin store, coffin stores, funeral, funerals, funeral planning, end-of-life planning, after death planning, salesman, salesmen, making the sale, sale, sales, selling, shopping, customer service, old age, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, middle-age, middle-aged, old people, elderly, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ageing, aging, customer, customers, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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new jersey, insult, insults, insulting, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, snob, snobs, snobby, rival, rivals, rivalry, bicker, bickers, bickering, sale, sales, outlet, outlet mall, outlet malls, mall, malls, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, mockeries, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, save money, saves money, saving money, argue, argues, arguing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couplesLunch Broker
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, lunch, lunches, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, advice, advising, broker, brokers, offer, offers, sale, hungry, hunger, veal parmesan, chicken cacciatore, agent, agents, dealer, dealers, finances, financial, money, investment, investments, investing"I can recommend the coho salmon in a wine-dill sauce, with a suggested retail price of twenty-four ninety-five. However, you may have it for only eighteen ninety-five if you order now."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, dining, eating, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, salmon, coho salmon, menu, menus, order, orders, ordering, sale, limited sale, on sale, order now, limited time, timed sale, deal, deals, price, prices, cost, costs, special, specials, on special, modern life"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "
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renovate, renovation, renovates, renovating, change, changes, remodel, remodeling, remodels, remodeled, bathroom, home decoration, refurbishment, ambition, ambitions, rationalising, rationise, rationalizing, rationalize, shop, shopping, shops, buy, buying, bought, buys, store, stores, sale, sales, lower ambitions, give up, give-up"Finally! Cheap is the new black!"
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fashions, womens fashion, womens fashions, women's fashion, women's fashions, trend, trends, on trend, trendy, following trends, sale, sales, special offer, special offers, style, styles, fashionable, black friday, womens clothing, women's clothing, window shop, window shopping, pink is the new black, affordable, affordability, affordable clothing"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."
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modern life, modern world, modern consumer, sale, sales, consumerism, ethical consumerism, neoliberal, neo-liberal, ethically sourced, cruelty-free, cruelty free, sweatshop, sweatshops, date, dates, compatibility, ethical fashion, fashions, fashionable, coffee shop, coffee date, coffee, check, background check, background checks, grilling, interrogate, interrogation, modern dating, urban life, urban world, city life, city living, pop culture"Business isn't great. We could only afford the smallest air dancer."
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small business, small businesses, struggle, struggling, struggling business, struggling businesses, sale, sales, air dancer, air dancers, advertise, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, inflatables, recession, recessions, independent business, independent businesses, failing business, failing businesses, inflatable tube man, inflatable tube men, sky dancer, sky dancers, tube man, tube menMan stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".
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animal, animals, kangaroo, kangaroos, australia, australian, australians, retail, store, stores, shop, shops, consumerism, sale, sales, clearance, clearance sale, clearance sales, final, stock, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, sign, signs, signage, salesman, salesmen, shopping"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."
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art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painting, paintings, painter, painters, auction, auctions, auction house, auction houses, art collector, art collectors, art appraiser, art appraisers, rich, wealth, wealthy, money, expensive, expensive taste, expensive tastes, pay, price, prices, pricey, millions, millionaire, millionaires, piece, pieces, sale, buyer, buyers, criticising, criticizing, critical, critic, critics, investment, investor, investors, investing"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."
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fashion, fashions, fashionista, suit, suits, jacket, jackets, outfit, outfits, outfitting, sell, selling, sells, pinstriped suit, pinstripes, separate, separately, extra, extras, useless, unhelpful, consumerism, shopping, shops, clothes, clothes shops, clothes shop, fitting, sales, sale, tailor, tailorsThe Rejects.
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new york, new york city, ny, n.y., nyc, n.y.c., i <3 ny, spade, spades, diamond, diamonds, club, clubs, i heart ny, i heart new york, manhattan, advert, advertising, souvenir, souvenirs, merchandise, marketing, advertise, ad, ads, design, designs, sales, sale, deck, deck of cards, pack of cards, slogan, slogans, rejected, rejections, prototype, prototypes"We could easily sell this place—it shows nicely."
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real estate, estate, estate agent, estate agents, property, properties, hut, huts, house, houses, poor, poverty, sell, selling, housing market, farmer, farmers, medieval, medievals, home, homes, history, historical, modern, modernity, combination, combine, house sales, sale, salesSale! 30% off. Margin of error plus or minus 4%.
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poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, sale, sales, discount, discounts, clothing, clothing store, clothing store, fine print, margin of error, moe, political poll, political polls, political polling, error, errors, sample, sample size, sample sizes, presidential poll, presidential polls, election, elections, election season, election year, election years"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."
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free lunch, free-lunch, no such thing as a free lunch, no such thing as a free-lunch, disappointing, disappointed, sale, sales, entice, enticing, something for nothing, realistic, tanstaafl, there ain't no such thing as a free lunch, tinstaafl, tnstaafl, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, sell, selling, sells, soldA man walks past a homewares store that has a large sign in the window that reads "Appliance Riot! - Everything in stock priced at least 15% lower than this time next year".
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front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, retail, sale, sales, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, marketing, riot, riots, appliances, homeware, discount, discounts, discounted, money, finances, inflation, economy, economics, consumerism, capitalismA sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".
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museum, museums, gallery, galleries, art museum, art museums, art gallery, art galleries, gift shop, gift shops, souvenir shop, souvenir shops, modern, gift, gifts, present, presents, sale, sales, fashion, t-shirt, t-shirts, tee shirt, tee shirts, clothes, clothing, master, masters, art, painting, paintings, painter, painters, artist, artists, sign, signs, consumerism"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, car lot, car lots, dealership, dealerships, care salesman, car salesmen, used car salesmen, used car salesman, used car, used cars, touch, touching, physical contact, space bubble, space invasion, invade, invasion, invasive, personal space, creepy, touchy, touchy-feely, extra, price, prices, negotiate, negotiating, deal, deals, sale, sales, sell, buy, buyer, buyers, customer, customers, money"There's more inside."
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messy, mess, messes, junk, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, clearing out, cleaning out, spring cleaning, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, garage sale, garage sales, yard sale, yard sales, tag sale, tag sales, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, sale, sales, selling, consumerism, materialism