"It's great for quesadillas."
Tags:tv, t.v., tvs, television, televisions, flatscreen tv, flatscreen television, flatscreen tvs, flatscreen televisions, microwave, kitchen gadgets, kitchen gadget, useless kitchen gadgets, useless gadgets, hard sell, sales technique, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, salesmanship, selling point, selling points, special feature, special features
"So, Slim, where did you learn to shop like that?"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, price, prices, sale, sales, low price, frugal, frugality, shop, shopping, discount, discounts, coupon, coupons, store, frugally, frugal living, skill, savvy, savvy shopper, shopper, shops, stores, desert, cacti, cactus, consumer, consumerism
"The active ingredient is marketing."
Tags:market, marketing, advert, advertising, as seen on tv, adverts, active ingredient, active ingredients, ingredient, ingredients, health, healthy, health products, bogus, useless, sales, sell, selling, sale, scam, scamming, mis-sold, mis-sell, placebo, placebo, fad, fads, placebo effect, nocebo, nocebo effect, medicine, fake medicine, health products, health product, pointless, useless, active ingredient, active-ingredient, active-ingredients
"So how's everything going?"
"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
Tags:sand, sands, sandcastle, sand castle, sand castles, sandcastles, build, building, builder, consturction, house flipping, house flipper, flipping, flip it, flipper, fixer upper, invest, investment, property ladder, real estate, realtor, realtors, sale, sales, architecture, architect, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, seaside, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, house, new house, now home, home, homes, kid, kids, child
"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, marriage problems, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, divorce, divorcing, fight, fights, argue, argument, arguments, arguing, sales, salesman, salesmen, saleswoman, saleswomen, salespeople, salesperson
Bank - Going out of business sale!
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"What will it take to put one of you two into a brand-new Eterna-5000 today?"
Tags:death, planning for death, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, casket store, casket stores, coffin store, coffin stores, funeral, funerals, funeral planning, end-of-life planning, after death planning, salesman, salesmen, making the sale, sale, sales, selling, shopping, customer service, old age, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, middle-age, middle-aged, old people, elderly, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ageing, aging, customer, customers, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour
"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
Tags:new jersey, insult, insults, insulting, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, snob, snobs, snobby, rival, rivals, rivalry, bicker, bickers, bickering, sale, sales, outlet, outlet mall, outlet malls, mall, malls, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, mockeries, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, save money, saves money, saving money, argue, argues, arguing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples
"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."
Tags:dark humour, dark humor, gallows humor, gallows, gallows humour, black humor, black humour, jump, jumping, ledge, jump off, ledges, real-estate, real estate, apartment, apartments, sales, sales pitch, hard sell, bad timing, timing, talk down, suicidal, ledge, ledges, location, locations, leap, leaps, leaping
"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."
Tags:hillary, clinton, dress suit, pantsuit, pantsuits, sales, salesclerk, salesclerks, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, politics, politician, politicians, political figure, political figures, political leader, political leaders, senate, senator, senators, nasty woman, fashion, fashions, fashionable, stylish, style, styles, clothes, clothing, department store, department stores, democrat, democrats, democratic
"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."
Tags:life insurance, insurance, insurance broker, brokers, insurance brokers, sales, salesman, salesmen, sleazy, sleaze, fulfilment, pilgrim, pilgrimage, pilgrims, word play, play on words, word, words, enlighten, enlightenment, seeking enlightenment, mountain, mountains, guru, gurus, travelling salesman, market, marketing
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
Tags:selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, real estate, house, housing, home, homes, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, selling kidneys, desperate, desperately, bargain, bargaining, bargains, barter, barters, buying, buys, buyer, estate agent, real estate agent, estate agents, real estate agents, realtor, realtors, organ donation, housing market, anxious, overanxious, house price, house prices, crash, 2008 crash, housing bubble, bubble, housing bubbles, bubbles
"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
Tags:advert, ad, advertisement, advertising, advertiser, business, businesses, commerce, sales, sales figures, anger, anger issues, anger management issues, advise, solutions, problem solving, marketing, marketing solution, marketing solutions, marketing tactics, sales tactics, office, offices, book keeper, bookkeeper bookkeeping, book keeping, excuse, excuses, scapegoat, scapegoating, solutions, solution, advice, advise, advising, adviser, bad advice, out of date, out dated, behind the times, pass the blame, pass the buck
"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."
Tags:happy, happiness, smile, smiles, smiling, convince, convinces, convincing, unconvincing, unnerving, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, disingenuous, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, pep, peppy, upbeat, unnatural, creepy, permanent, permanence, weird, weirdness, buy, buys, buying, stiff
"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."
"I sell space."
Tags:space, rich, riches, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, rich people, upper class, upper classes, stars, stargaze, stargazes, stargazing, sales, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, wealthy elite, cocktail party, cocktail parties, pickup line, pickup lines, flex, flexes, flexing, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men
"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "
Tags:renovate, renovation, renovates, renovating, change, changes, remodel, remodeling, remodels, remodeled, bathroom, home decoration, refurbishment, ambition, ambitions, rationalising, rationise, rationalizing, rationalize, shop, shopping, shops, buy, buying, bought, buys, store, stores, sale, sales, lower ambitions, give up, give-up
A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
Tags:businessman, businessmen, salesman, salesmen, sales, profession, profession, resemblance, resemblances, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, child, children, offspring, family resemblance, maternity ward, maternity wards, hat, hats, briefcase, briefcases, similarity, similarity, salesperson, salespeople, career, careers
"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."
Tags:soul, selling your soul, selling soul, souls, selling, demographic, demographics, greed, greedy, business, businesses, sinful, sins, hell, religion, religions, trends, accounting, accounts, board, boardroom, market, marketing, sales, analytic, analytics, big business, unethical, ethics, immoral, deal with the devil, deals, meeting, meetings, wrong, evil, corrupt, corruption, evils, depraved, devil
Little Tiny Push-Carts
Tags:car, cars, used car, used cars, used car salesman, salesman, car salesman, salesmen, salesperson, sales representative, salespeople, sales representatives, hard sell, selling, sales technique, sales techniques, sales, dishonest, dishonesty, old banger, old bangers, inflatable car, inflatable cars, oops, mistake, mistakes
"Meet your sales numbers this month, Feldman, and you can have your head back."
Tags:sales, sales numbers, sales goal, sales goals, incentive, incentives, bribe, bribes, bribery, threaten, threatens, threatening, extort, extorts, extortion, extortions, salesman, salesmen, headless, goose sales, goosing sales, pressure, pressures, pressuring, incentive, incentives, incentivizing, corporate climate, corporate culture, management, managers, managing
"Something collarless. I'm being guillotined."
Tags:shopping, shop, store, stores, fashion, fashionable, sales, salesclerk, salesman, salesperson, men, men's clothing, clothing, clothes, style, styles, trend, trendy, trending, execute, execution, death, death sentence, sentenced to death, guillotine, guillotined, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor
"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"
Tags:guarantee, guarantees, guaranteeing, stand behind your work, standing behind your work, product, products, retail, retailer, retailers, retail store, retail stores, electronics store, electronics stores, ominous, concern, concerns, concerning, worry, worries, worrying, unreliable, reliability, return, returns, return policy, return policies, boss, shop, shops, shopping, modern life, boss, bosses, customer service, customer service representative, sales, sales training, sales trainer, sales trainers, boss, bosses, clerk, clerks, store clerk, store clerks, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance