"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."
Tags:law firm, law firms, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, lawyer, lawyers, chef, chefs, client, clients, law company, law companies, sales pitch, sales pitches, cook, cooks, cooking skills, customer service, customer services, customer satisfaction, satisfied customer, satisfied customers
"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."
Tags:dark humour, dark humor, gallows humor, gallows, gallows humour, black humor, black humour, jump, jumping, ledge, jump off, ledges, real-estate, real estate, apartment, apartments, sales, sales pitch, hard sell, bad timing, timing, talk down, suicides, suicidal, ledge, ledges, location, locations, leap, leaps, leaping
"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."
Tags:consumerism, shopping, autos, auto dealer, auto dealers, car dealer, car dealers, car dealership, auto dealership, auto dealerships, cat dealerships, trade off, trade offs, trade-off, trade-offs, car salesmen, car salesman, auto salesmen, auto salesman, auto sales, car sales, fuel economy, small car, small cars, sales pitch, sales pitches, dealers, depletion
"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."
Tags:nouvelle cuisine, fancy food, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, waiter, waiters, customer, customers, customer relations, diet, diets, dieting, portion control, weight watching, calories, small portion, small portions, restaurant, restaurants, small, tiny, teeny, teensy, dining alone, marketing, sales pitch, overselling
"What do you mean, you don't want any!"
Tags:insurance salesmen, insurance salesman, gang, gangs, intimidation, intimidations, intimidating, insurance company, insurance companies, insurance policy, insurance policies, mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, criminal gang, criminal gangs, sales tactic, sales tactics, salesmen, salesman, sales pitch, sales pitches
Realtor from the Black Lagoon
Tags:real estate, new york city, tribeca, snakes, swamps, spiders, property values, real estate, realtor, realtors, real estate agent, real estate agents, estate agent, estate agents, classic movie, classic movies, classic film, classic films, lagoon, lagoons, property value, property values, sales pitch, sales spiel, housing market, property market, monster movie, monster movies, monster, monsters
"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."
Tags:wearing many hats, chameleon, chameleons, hat, hats, wife, wives, husband, husbands, salesmen, salesman, sales pitch, sales pitches, adaptability, wear many hats, jack of all trades, jack-of-all-trades, entrepreneur, multi-discipline, multi-disciplined, multidisciplined, multidiscipline, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, day job, day jobs, workday, workdays
"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."
Tags:fridge magnets, magnets, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge-freezer, ice-box, freezer, salesman, salesperson, selling, sell, hard sell, shop, shopping, buy, buying, souvenir, souvenirs, tacky souvenirs, bad reasons, bad reason, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmanship, salesmen, selling point, selling points, special feature, special features
"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."
"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."
Tags:crossover, crossovers, mashup, mashups, pitch, pitches, pitch meeting, pitch meetings, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, sales pitch, sales pitches, studio executive, studio executives, movie studio, movie studios, screenwriter, screenwriters, idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations, hollywood, hollywood executive, hollywood executives, combination, combinations, weird combination, weird combinations, movie, movies, movie studio, movie studios, pitch idea, pitch ideas, pitching ideas, pitch meeting, pitch meetings, writer, writers, author, authors
"Sexy, but safe-sexy."
Tags:artwork, artworks, buying art, collector, collectors, art collector, art collectors, safe sex, safe-sex, art dealer, art dealers, salesman, salesmen, sales man, sales men, salesperson, salespeople, sales person, sales people, sales pitch, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, advertising industry
"But we're not just talking about buying a car-we're talking about confronting this country's trade deficit with Japan."
Tags:trade deficit, trade deficits, salesman, salesmen, japan, japanese car, japanese cars, showroom, showrooms, show room, show rooms, car buyer, car buyers, car buying, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, sales pitch, sales pitches, spin, spins, spinning, consumerism, consumerist, agenda, agendas, car dealer, car dealers, dealership, dealerships, car dealership, car dealerships, international trade, united states, usa, american
"It's pre- some wars."
Tags:apartment, apartments, house, houses, housing, real estate, property, properties, estate agents, estate agents, buying property, buy a property, buying a house, house view, house viewing, house viewings, pretentious, pretension, period property, period property, pre-war, pre-war property, pre-war properties, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesman, salesmen, saleswoman, saleswomen, salespeople, salesperson, sales man, sales men, sales woman, sales women, sales person, sales people, architecture, architectural style, architectural styles, period feature, period features, buzzword, buzzwords, jargon
"I think this one's in the bag."
Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, bait, hook and bait, in the bag, business men, business man, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business meeting, business meetings, sales pitch, sales pitches, hungry, eye candy, eye-candy, baiting, baited, bait and hook, business strategy, business strategies, sales technique, sales techniques, business technique, business techniques, business model, business models, business prospect, business prospects, stunned, attracted, hooked, success, successful, word play, business executive, business executives
"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"
"How about moving in a little closer?"
Tags:business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, fish, fishes, fishing, fisher man, fisher men, fisherman, fishermen, bait and hook, business strategy, business strategies, business model, business models, bait and hook method, idiom, idioms, saying, saying, sales pitch, sales pitches, sales person, sales man, sales men, trick, trickery, entice, enticing, tempt, tempting, coax, coaxing
Landing That Tough Account
"Our brand is about talking about our brand."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, marketing, brand, brands branding, personal brand, personal brands, millennial, millennials, pointless, pointlessness, useless, uselessness, sales pitch, sales pitches, marketing team, marketing teams, marketing expert, marketing experts, big business, big businesses, startup, startups, start-up, start-ups
"Now, this complete, all-in-one model has . . . .and this large, roomy cabinet at the bottom, in case anything new is invented."
"We can't say 'new and improved' until we come up with a product."
Tags:new and improved, sales pitch, sales pitches, marketing pitch, marketing pitches, pitch, pitches, brainstorm, brainstorms, brainstorming, brainstorming session, brainstorming sessions, sales, board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, co-worker, co-workers, marketing ploy, marketing ploys, buzzword, buzzwords, production, business meeting, business meetings, advertising, advertisement, advertisements
"It's the Will Rogers look—don't you love it?"
Tags:vaudeville performer, vaudeville performers, vaudeville, cowboy, cowboys, fashion icon, fashion icons, salesmen, salesman, saleswoman, saleswoman, sales strategy, sales strategies, sales pitch, sales pitches, western, westerns, broadway, broadway show, broadway shows, fashion icon, fashion icons
"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."
Tags:straightforward, straightforwardness, salesman, salesmen, salespeople, salesperson, trustworthy, trustworthiness, untrustworthy, sales pitch, sales pitches, marketing pitch, marketing pitches, out of the question, two-faced, honest, honesty, dishonest, dishonesty, charlatan, charlatans, grifter, grifters, grifting, liar, liars, lying
"Let's say you want to write an award-winning short story—you just push this key, here..."
"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."
"It's Jason from next door. DO we want to buy a transcript of last night's argument?"