"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."
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"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."
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"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."
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"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."
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"What do you mean, you don't want any!"
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Realtor from the Black Lagoon
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"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."
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"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."
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"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."
"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."
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"Sexy, but safe-sexy."
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"But we're not just talking about buying a car-we're talking about confronting this country's trade deficit with Japan."
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"It's pre- some wars."
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"I think this one's in the bag."
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"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"
"How about moving in a little closer?"
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Landing That Tough Account
"Our brand is about talking about our brand."
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"Now, this complete, all-in-one model has . . . .and this large, roomy cabinet at the bottom, in case anything new is invented."
"We can't say 'new and improved' until we come up with a product."
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"It's the Will Rogers look—don't you love it?"
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"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."
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"Let's say you want to write an award-winning short story—you just push this key, here..."
"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."
"It's Jason from next door. DO we want to buy a transcript of last night's argument?"