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Salesman Cartoons
Salesman cartoon 1 of 237
"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."
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cavemen, caveman, cave men, cave man, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric man, technophobe, technophobes, luddite, luddites, behind the times, out of date, invention, inventions, modern technology, modern technologies, club, clubs, salesman, salesmen, salespeople, salesperson, sales man, sales men, sales person, sales people, new technology, new technologiesSalesman cartoon 2 of 237
"It's great for quesadillas."
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tv, t.v., tvs, television, televisions, flat screen tv, flatscreen television, flatscreen tvs, flatscreen televisions, microwave, kitchen gadgets, kitchen gadget, useless kitchen gadgets, useless gadgets, hard sell, sales technique, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, salesmanship, selling point, selling points, special feature, special featuresSalesman cartoon 3 of 237
"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."
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electronic, electronics, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., screen, screens, curvature, curved screen, curved screens, buying electronics, buying a new tv, buying a new t.v., buying a new television, salesman, salesmen, retail, consumerism, expensive, cost, price, pricey, prices, costs, trick, tricks, trickery, overpaying, overpay, technology, rip-off, rip-offs, ripoff, ripoffs, fraud, con, cons, electronics company, electronics companies, feature, features, perception, perceptions, 3d, 3-d, three dimensional, three-dimensional, modern lifeSalesman cartoon 4 of 237
"Is it too revealing?"
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dress, dresses, sheer, sheer dress, sheer dresses, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerism, shop, shops, shopping, fashion, fashion design, fashion designer, fashion designers, impractical, impracticality, practical, practicality, see-through, reveal, reveals, revealing, mirror, mirrors, self-conscious, self-consciousness, salesman, salesperson, salespeopleSalesman cartoon 5 of 237
"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, bird, birds, bird owner, bird owners, parrot, parrots, parrot owner, parrot owners, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, salesman, salesmen, clerk, clerks, speak, speaking, talk, talking, anonymous, anonymity, condition of anonymity, unnamed, unnamed source, unnamed sources, anonymous source, anonymous sources, mask, masks, hidden identity, hidden identities, secret identity, secret identities, media, press, journalism, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, reporting, source, sources, source of information, sources of informationSalesman cartoon 6 of 237
"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."
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food, vegetable, vegetables, veggies, market, markets, market stall, markets stalls, food market, food markets, food stand, food stands, green grocer, green grocers, salesman, salesmen, clerk, clerks, grocer, grocers, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, customer, customers, new vegetable, new vegetables, trying something new, unknown, kohlrabi, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, fad, fads, popular, shopping, consumerismSalesman cartoon 7 of 237
"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, marriage problems, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, divorce, divorcing, fight, fights, argue, argument, arguments, arguing, sales, salesman, salesmen, saleswoman, saleswomen, salespeople, salespersonSalesman cartoon 8 of 237
"What will it take to put one of you two into a brand-new Eterna-5000 today?"
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death, planning for death, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, casket store, casket stores, coffin store, coffin stores, funeral, funerals, funeral planning, end-of-life planning, after death planning, salesman, salesmen, making the sale, sale, sales, selling, shopping, customer service, old age, getting old, getting older, growing old, growing older, middle-age, middle-aged, old people, elderly, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ageing, aging, customer, customers, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humourSalesman cartoon 9 of 237
"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."
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life insurance, insurance, insurance broker, brokers, insurance brokers, sales, salesman, salesmen, sleazy, sleaze, fulfilment, pilgrim, pilgrimage, pilgrims, word play, play on words, word, words, enlighten, enlightenment, seeking enlightenment, mountain, mountains, guru, gurus, travelling salesman, market, marketingSalesman cartoon 10 of 237
"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."
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lady or the tiger, logic, logic puzzle, logic puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, game, games, problem, problems, solution, solutions, expectation, expectations, predator, predators, schmooze, schmoozes, schmoozer, schmoozers, schmoozing, wild animal, wild animals, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeopleSalesman cartoon 11 of 237
"Insurance, anyone?"
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insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, intrude, intrudes, intrusion, intrusions, tennis match, tennis matches, salesman, salesperson, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, rude interruption, rude, rudeness, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, aggressive, overaggressiveSalesman cartoon 12 of 237
"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."
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happy, happiness, smile, smiles, smiling, convince, convinces, convincing, unconvincing, unnerving, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, disingenuous, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, pep, peppy, upbeat, unnatural, creepy, permanent, permanence, weird, weirdness, buy, buys, buying, stiffSalesman cartoon 13 of 237
"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."
Salesman cartoon 14 of 237
A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
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businessman, businessmen, salesman, salesmen, sales, profession, profession, resemblance, resemblances, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, child, children, offspring, family resemblance, maternity ward, maternity wards, hat, hats, briefcase, briefcases, similarity, similarity, salesperson, salespeople, career, careersSalesman cartoon 15 of 237
"What do you mean, you don't want any!"
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insurance salesmen, insurance salesman, gang, gangs, intimidation, intimidations, intimidating, insurance company, insurance companies, insurance policy, insurance policies, mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, criminal gang, criminal gangs, sales tactic, sales tactics, salesmen, salesman, sales pitch, sales pitchesSalesman cartoon 16 of 237
"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."
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wearing many hats, chameleon, chameleons, hat, hats, wife, wives, husband, husbands, salesmen, salesman, sales pitch, sales pitches, adaptability, wear many hats, jack of all trades, jack-of-all-trades, entrepreneur, multi-discipline, multi-disciplined, multidisciplined, multidiscipline, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, day job, day jobs, workday, workdaysSalesman cartoon 17 of 237
"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."
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fridge magnets, magnets, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge-freezer, ice-box, freezer, salesman, salesperson, selling, sell, hard sell, shop, shopping, buy, buying, souvenir, souvenirs, tacky souvenirs, bad reasons, bad reason, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmanship, salesmen, selling point, selling points, special feature, special featuresSalesman cartoon 18 of 237
"Oops!"
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car, cars, used car, used cars, used car salesman, salesman, car salesman, salesmen, salesperson, sales representative, salespeople, sales representatives, hard sell, selling, sales technique, sales techniques, sales, dishonest, dishonesty, old banger, old bangers, inflatable car, inflatable cars, oops, mistake, mistakesSalesman cartoon 19 of 237
"Meet your sales numbers this month, Feldman, and you can have your head back."
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sales, sales numbers, sales goal, sales goals, incentive, incentives, bribe, bribes, bribery, threaten, threatens, threatening, extort, extorts, extortion, extortions, salesman, salesmen, headless, goose sales, goosing sales, pressure, pressures, pressuring, incentive, incentives, incentivizing, corporate climate, corporate culture, management, managers, managingSalesman cartoon 20 of 237
"Something collarless. I'm being guillotined."
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shopping, shop, store, stores, fashion, fashionable, sales, salesclerk, salesman, salesperson, men, men's clothing, clothing, clothes, style, styles, trend, trendy, trending, execute, execution, death, death sentence, sentenced to death, guillotine, guillotined, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humorSalesman cartoon 21 of 237
"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"
Salesman cartoon 22 of 237
"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."
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car salesman, car salesmen, salesman, salesmen, car sales, car price, car prices, bonus feature, bonus features, added feature, added features, fuel economy, gas mileage, mileage, fuel efficiency, fuel, fuels, fuelling, drill, drills, drilling, petrol, engine, engines, internal combustion engine, fuel price, fuel prices, offset, offsets, offsettingSalesman cartoon 23 of 237
"My friends, after our many happy years together, it is with feelings of both joy and sorrow that I announce my decision to abdicate my throne and marry a commoner."
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abdication, abdications, abdicating, abdicate, abdicates, commoner, commoners, blueblood, blue blood, blue bloods, royal, royals, royalty, royal family, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, boss, bosses, retirement, retirements, royal privilege, love story, love stories, salesmen, salesman, businessmen, businessman, lino, linoleumSalesman cartoon 24 of 237
"You're right. It does send a powerful message."
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power, powerful message, message, messages, powerful, power suit, power suits, power outfit, new clothes, clothes, clothing, fashion, men's fashion, menswear, men's clothing, style, personal style, style, styles, men, man, store, stores, shop, shops, clothing store, clothing stores, department store, department stores, salesman, salesmen, history, vikings, barbarians, europe, european, military, government, violent, violence, greed, vanity, vain, psychology, personal appearanceSalesman cartoon 25 of 237
"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"
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hat, hats, cap, caps, hat shop, hat shops, hat store, hat stores, hatmaker, hatmakers, hatmaking, millinery, milliner, milliners, laugh, laughing, laughter, salesman, salesmen, strange, unusual, gaudy, flashy, fashion, style, menswear, men's fashion, clothes, clothing, men's clothing, men's clothes, embarrassing, personal style, personal appearances, fashion sense, looks, boutique, boutiques, consumerism, plaid, shopping, advice, world, man, menMore cartoons with the keyword 'salesman'