Salesman Cartoons

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

"It's great for quesadillas."

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

"Is it too revealing?"

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

"What will it take to put one of you two into a brand-new Eterna-5000 today?"

"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

"Insurance, anyone?"

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

"What do you mean, you don't want any!"

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."

"Oops!"

"Meet your sales numbers this month, Feldman, and you can have your head back."

"Something collarless. I'm being guillotined."

"That's it? Salesman of the month, August '87?"

"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."

"My friends, after our many happy years together, it is with feelings of both joy and sorrow that I announce my decision to abdicate my throne and marry a commoner."

"You're right. It does send a powerful message."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"