"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."
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"It's great for quesadillas."
Tags:tv, t.v., tvs, television, televisions, flatscreen tv, flatscreen television, flatscreen tvs, flatscreen televisions, microwave, kitchen gadgets, kitchen gadget, useless kitchen gadgets, useless gadgets, hard sell, sales technique, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, salesmanship, selling point, selling points, special feature, special features
"Is it too revealing?"
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"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."
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"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."
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"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."
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"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."
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A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
Tags:businessman, businessmen, salesman, salesmen, sales, profession, profession, resemblance, resemblances, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, child, children, offspring, family resemblance, maternity ward, maternity wards, hat, hats, briefcase, briefcases, similarity, similarity, salesperson, salespeople, career, careers
Tags:car, cars, used car, used cars, used car salesman, salesman, car salesman, salesmen, salesperson, sales representative, salespeople, sales representatives, hard sell, selling, sales technique, sales techniques, sales, dishonest, dishonesty, old banger, old bangers, inflatable car, inflatable cars, oops, mistake, mistakes
"Are we looking more for target shooting, or, like, closure?"
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"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
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"Note the small zipper pocket of your sales kit. It contains a cyanide capsule."
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"Sexy, but safe-sexy."
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Scented and Unscented Magazines
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"It's pre- some wars."
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"Our eggs are particularly awesome today."
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"Hi, I'm the tooth fairy. Want to buy back some of your teeth?"
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"I'm just the census-taker—I don't have to read you your rights."
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"It's just a ten-minute walk to much nicer apartments."
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Important balloons, $30.
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"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."
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"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."
"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"