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Salespeople Cartoons
Salespeople cartoon 1 of 79
"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."
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cavemen, caveman, cave men, cave man, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric man, technophobe, technophobes, luddite, luddites, behind the times, out of date, invention, inventions, modern technology, modern technologies, club, clubs, salesman, salesmen, salespeople, salesperson, sales man, sales men, sales person, sales people, new technology, new technologiesSalespeople cartoon 2 of 79
"It's great for quesadillas."
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tv, t.v., tvs, television, televisions, flatscreen tv, flatscreen television, flatscreen tvs, flatscreen televisions, microwave, kitchen gadgets, kitchen gadget, useless kitchen gadgets, useless gadgets, hard sell, sales technique, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, salesmanship, selling point, selling points, special feature, special featuresSalespeople cartoon 3 of 79
"Is it too revealing?"
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dress, dresses, sheer, sheer dress, sheer dresses, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerism, shop, shops, shopping, fashion, fashion design, fashion designer, fashion designers, impractical, impracticality, practical, practicality, see-through, reveal, reveals, revealing, mirror, mirrors, self-conscious, self-consciousness, salesman, salesperson, salespeopleSalespeople cartoon 4 of 79
"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, marriage problems, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, divorce, divorcing, fight, fights, argue, argument, arguments, arguing, sales, salesman, salesmen, saleswoman, saleswomen, salespeople, salespersonSalespeople cartoon 5 of 79
"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."
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hillary, clinton, dress suit, pantsuit, pantsuits, sales, salesclerk, salesclerks, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, politics, politician, politicians, political figure, political figures, political leader, political leaders, senate, senator, senators, nasty woman, fashion, fashions, fashionable, stylish, style, styles, clothes, clothing, department store, department stores, democrat, democrats, democraticSalespeople cartoon 6 of 79
"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."
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lady or the tiger, logic, logic puzzle, logic puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, game, games, problem, problems, solution, solutions, expectation, expectations, predator, predators, schmooze, schmoozes, schmoozer, schmoozers, schmoozing, wild animal, wild animals, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeopleSalespeople cartoon 7 of 79
"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."
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happy, happiness, smile, smiles, smiling, convince, convinces, convincing, unconvincing, unnerving, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, disingenuous, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, pep, peppy, upbeat, unnatural, creepy, permanent, permanence, weird, weirdness, buy, buys, buying, stiffSalespeople cartoon 8 of 79
A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
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businessman, businessmen, salesman, salesmen, sales, profession, profession, resemblance, resemblances, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, child, children, offspring, family resemblance, maternity ward, maternity wards, hat, hats, briefcase, briefcases, similarity, similarity, salesperson, salespeople, career, careersSalespeople cartoon 9 of 79
"Oops!"
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car, cars, used car, used cars, used car salesman, salesman, car salesman, salesmen, salesperson, sales representative, salespeople, sales representatives, hard sell, selling, sales technique, sales techniques, sales, dishonest, dishonesty, old banger, old bangers, inflatable car, inflatable cars, oops, mistake, mistakesSalespeople cartoon 10 of 79
"Are we looking more for target shooting, or, like, closure?"
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gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, target practice, target shooting, gun shop, gun shops, gun store, gun stores, gun sales, glock, glocks, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeopleSalespeople cartoon 11 of 79
"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
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savings, alien, aliens, watch, watches, sales, salesperson, salespeople, offer, offers, door-to-door, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, discount, discounts, discounted, travelling salesman, travelling salesmen, traveling salesman, traveling salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, advert, adverts, ad, adsSalespeople cartoon 12 of 79
"Note the small zipper pocket of your sales kit. It contains a cyanide capsule."
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zipper, zippers, cyanide, sales, sales kit, sales kits, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, sales, meeting, meetings, assisted suicide, suicides, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, cyanide tablet, cyanide tablets, boss, bosses, corporate ladder, corporate laddersSalespeople cartoon 13 of 79
"Sexy, but safe-sexy."
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artwork, artworks, buying art, collector, collectors, art collector, art collectors, safe sex, safe-sex, art dealer, art dealers, salesman, salesmen, sales man, sales men, salesperson, salespeople, sales person, sales people, sales pitch, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, advertising industrySalespeople cartoon 14 of 79
Scented and Unscented Magazines
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sales, salesperson, salespeople, magazine stand, news stand, advertising, ads, advertisements, magazines, magazine, vendor, vendors, perfume, perfume sample, perfume samples, cologne, cologne sample, cologne samples, scented, unscented, toilet paper, tissues, sanitary products, scents, scent, sections, consumer, consumerism, promotion, promotions, free sample, free samplesSalespeople cartoon 15 of 79
"It's pre- some wars."
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apartment, apartments, house, houses, housing, real estate, property, properties, estate agents, estate agents, buying property, buy a property, buying a house, house view, house viewing, house viewings, pretentious, pretension, period property, period property, pre-war, pre-war property, pre-war properties, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesman, salesmen, saleswoman, saleswomen, salespeople, salesperson, sales man, sales men, sales woman, sales women, sales person, sales people, architecture, architectural style, architectural styles, period feature, period features, buzzword, buzzwords, jargonSalespeople cartoon 16 of 79
"Our eggs are particularly awesome today."
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farm, farms, farming, chicken farm, chicken farming, eggs, egg, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, laying eggs, farm shop, farm shops, farm stand, farm stands, giant egg, giant eggs, supersize, supersized, awesome, awesomeness, oversize, oversized, over size, farmer, farmers, battery farm, battery farms, free range eggs, free-range eggs, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, sales tactic, sales tactics, selling, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalistsSalespeople cartoon 17 of 79
"Hi, I'm the tooth fairy. Want to buy back some of your teeth?"
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tooth, teeth, lost a tooth, losing teeth, milkteeth, milk teeth, children's teeth, childrens teeth, kids teeth, kids' teeth, toothfairy, tooth fairy, the tooth fairy, fairies, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, commercialism, salesperson, salespeople, sales person, sales people, sell back, selling back, fairy story, fairy stories, buy back, buying back, profiteering, old age age, dentures, denture, false teeth, false tooth, old man, old men, elderly man, elderly menSalespeople cartoon 18 of 79
"I'm just the census-taker—I don't have to read you your rights."
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census, census taker, census takers, door-to-door, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, miranda rights, read your rights, reads your rights, reading your rights, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, suspicion, suspicious, suspiciousness, paranoid, paranoia, united states census, legal rights, legal representation, door-to-doorSalespeople cartoon 19 of 79
"It's just a ten-minute walk to much nicer apartments."
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new home, new homes, first time buyer, first time buyers, apartment, apartments, moving house, property hunting, property hunter, property hunters, convenience, conveniences, location, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, wealth gap, wealth divide, prime location, prime locations, postcode snobbery, postcode snobs, salesperson, salespeople, real estate, sales person, sales peopleSalespeople cartoon 20 of 79
Important balloons, $30.
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balloon, balloons, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, market, markets, marketing, marketing gimmick, marketing gimmick, conspicuous consumption, nepotism, trust fund, trust funds, trust fund baby, trust fund babies, vendor, vendors, consumerism, consumerist, overprice, overpriced, overpricing, costly, expensive, expense, expensesSalespeople cartoon 21 of 79
"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."
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straightforward, straightforwardness, salesman, salesmen, salespeople, salesperson, trustworthy, trustworthiness, untrustworthy, sales pitch, sales pitches, marketing pitch, marketing pitches, out of the question, two-faced, honest, honesty, dishonest, dishonesty, charlatan, charlatans, grifter, grifters, grifting, liar, liars, lyingSalespeople cartoon 22 of 79
Shards Salesman
Salespeople cartoon 23 of 79
"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."
Salespeople cartoon 24 of 79
"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
Salespeople cartoon 25 of 79
"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"
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